I am @ThatKevinSmith. I'm 41, I have moobs, and I made CLERKS once. I'm an AMA bottom so fill me up!
That's a wrap, folks! Thanks for your time and interest. Shit like this is like a nice workout for a writer: Keeps you sharp.
Before I go, if I can give a total stranger something more valuable that money, it's this T.E. Lawrence quote...
"Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible." - T.E. Lawrence
Be a Day Dreamer. It's like playing God.
And now, the plugs...
CHICAGO! I'm gonna be balls-deep in you on THURSDAY NIGHT: http://www.tbs.com/justforlaughschicago/stories/story/0,,261458,00.html Come to a real, live AMA! It's just like this but I type less and sweat more!
Wanna be ON Spoilers? Sign up here: http://smodcast.com/spoilers/
This is my new podcast, FAT MAN ON BATMAN: http://itunes.apple.com/podcast/fat-man-on-batman-smodcast.com/id532661418?mt=2 In the current episode, I sit down with Luke SkyTALKER: the legendary Mark Hamill tells us all about being the Joker!
Listen to how much this girl wants to fuck me on a brand new PLUS ONE: http://smodcast.com/channels/plus-one/
"I will NOT leave it on the dock!": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w78VbHsumA&list=UUMUyXED1r2JjVHtcHJd_aUg&index=5&feature=plcp
Get baked and watch some excellent cartoons! http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL58D4A3CB5FBA7DA9&feature=plpp
Love the COMIC BOOK MEN? Then visit them at the Red Bank Stash: http://redbankstash.com/
Love SModCo? Then buy some SMerch: http://smodcast.com/smerchandise/
SMarchive is like SModCo Babies: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFBE8D735339AD977&feature=edit_ok
And if you like to read? TOUGH SHIT: http://ToughShitKev.com
See you over the summer,