This is ERIK GRIFFIN aka MONTEZ from WORKAHOLICS

What's the tightest thing in the world?

a baby ants butthole

IM SHALL RETURN! KEEP ASKING QUESTIONS! I WILL TRY MY BEST TO ANSWER AS MANY AS I CAN!

I don't have any questions. I just wanted I let you know that I was Montez for Halloween. My three friends wanted to be Adam, Blake, and Anders and so I gladly grew my mustache out for a week and donned some glasses and made references to my wife's stingray coochie all night long

THAT IS AWESOME! PLEASE SEND ME SOME PICTURES!!!!

For future reference, you probably shouldn't ask people on the Internet to send you pictures. It could get very penisy.

Damn you are right then I have to send mine Rule of Ds and all.

Out of Anders, Adam, and Blake which one is the most like their character from the show?

ADam

I have no questions, I just wanted to say your delivery has caused me to spit my drink out three separate times from laughing.

Well now I know the answer if someone asks you Spit or swallow! ooooooh no he didnt!! haha jk.. thanks!

You have any tickets? I'll give you a t-shirt.

But seriously, how is the environment working on the set, especially from the perspective as someone who's not blake/anders/adam? What has been your best memory so far on the show?

Maribeth (Alice), Jillian and I have a blast! our dressing rooms are in the same area. The whole crew is great its very easy, comfortable and HELLA FUN!

Man you're one of the best characters on the show! How much of the show is improvised versus tightly scripted?

Probably 80% script. They always ask me to do the script version first, then have a little fun. But the scripts are very funny, there are a ton of laughs at the table reads.

How long did it take to grow your mustache? Also, does Blake Anderson's hair intimidate your mustache or are they allies and enjoy activities together, including but not limited to a joint time-share and jet ski outings?

They have an off and on again relationship. The Stache, he likes to be called that, is a real diva!

Do you feel the show will remain as successful as it has?

The writers work very hard, and the FANS are so supportive, its a good match, I think we have a few more years in us.

Right on, I'm glad to hear that. Follow up question, Where do you see the show going in the coming years?

SPIN OFF!!!!

6 seasons and a movie!

From Reddit to Gods ears.

what has been your favorite episode to do? why?

Who do you think is the funniest?

The Clippers tickets! Anytime I have to get naked I LOVE IT!

Is Blake okay? I heard he jumped off a roof and seriously injured his back...

He is fine and ready to go!

is Waymond in real life anything like he is on the show? Does he ever talk?

Thats confidential information.

YOU SAID NO RULES!

Like not following the rules of no rules is No rules too, you dig?

You tweet fairly often about doing standup in CA. Have you ever had a chance to or have any plans to take your standup on the road? How about anyone else on the show?

CHeck my website for dates, I do stand up all over the place. Thanks for asking that one! :)

where is the best place to hide a body?

Eat it.

I heard...

This is the greatest fucking thing.

Really? have you been to magic mountain, its pretty sweet.

IF THEY AIN'T NO RULES UP IN HERE, HOW WOULD THIS BE ANY DIFFERENT THAN YO BEDROOM???

In my bedroom im HANDS FREE!

Hey Mr. Griffin, in Season 2 episode 2 "Dry Guys" the stripper with the blurred face dancing for the guys, was that Jillian?

I actually dont know, you making me want to find out. I will text Jillian and find out! thanks for that.

How many fingers can you fit up your butthole?

Gimme a sec I will find out.

How tight is your butthole?

If I am being honest, it could be tighter, it could be tighter.

I love the show. You are my favorite. That is all.

Thats nice of you. That is all! im out!

How were you able to transition from Montez into your Character in the McDonalds commercial where you laugh at that guy whose girlfriend calls him embarrassing names?

Im like Pacino on a Commercial Set, just ask me where to laugh and lean and its on!

I have never watched the show - should I???????????

OF COURSE YOU SHOULD!

Have you ever smacked a bass?

Honestly I didnt even know what that was in the script, it said, sing RnB style, "we be smackin bass"

do you really see Blake's dick?

Blake' Dick? You say it like he walks around set with his dick out, and I think you mean Adam, when he did the most epic TV tuck back in history.

Sup?

Sup back at you.

Does anybody from the show actually drive the America car featured in 'The Ders' episode?

That car actually belonged to the brother of the AD.

How much do I have to pay you to steal the bear coat and give it to me?

Where did you guys even get that thing, and did Blake get to keep it? Does he wear it around in real life?

That coat is a trip, i really wanted it! That was improv when I asked him for it.

I know this video is terrible quality, but I just want you to know that every time I see this scene, I laugh for about 5 minutes. Thank you for the good laughs!

No Problem, thats what i do!

What's your craziest real life sex story

Still waiting on a crazy experience you offering?

You really looking for love from a dude named Bearded Ax Wound?? Hahaha

I am glad you laughed at that one. :)

How many/what commercials are you in? I swear I'm always baked watchin tv and I see my main man montez

I was suppose to be in a Super Bowl add for samsung and got cut out! booooooo but I have another on coming stay tuned!

How do you feel when people spell your name with a c?

O M G!! i freaking hate that, its my name ya know! thanks for letting me vent!

How often do they have to do retakes because someone couldn't keep themselves from laughing?

The scene Adam is going crazy about getting fired, I couldnt stop laughing in one of those takes, its a scene they cut out. But that happens sometimes, especially with Jillian that lady is HILARIOUS!

Are you going to be at Bonnaroo this year?

Not sure.

1. How did you get this gig?

2. How much do you get paid?

3. What's CC like to work for?

1. Audition, 2 mmmmmm 3. Its a great job,

Thanks. Why do you think they chose you? Did you have friends there or was your audition just so spectacular that they had no choice?

They looked at a bunch of people, i just really wanted it, it clicked it worked and hear I am!

Joint, glass pipe, or vape?

I like it on a salad with a apple vinaigrette

What's the least amount of money you'd accept to blow a guy?

Thats a two part question, so no to the first part :)

What was the funniest moment that you had on screen? What was the funniest off screen? Also, I love the show. Seriously, Please PLEASE let's keep this ball rolling for as long as we can.
P.s Did you get to keep the America car that the guys stole?

I think Sting Ray coochie was pretty funny and that car belonged to the ADs brother.

Are you actually black?

....ish

You can only have one. Which ever one you choose, you can do anything with...annyyythiiinnng...

Now, Bacon...or Kevin Bacon.

I stopped eating meat about 8 months ago, so damn.. BRING ME SOME KEVIN!

How can I get into the industry? I know you all get this all the time.

If thats your dream just chase it go for it, practice your craft and NEVER GIVE UP people dont fail, they quit.

Favourite NHL team?

FLAMES!

I love you.

Back at you!

can you really make beats with your hand farts?

YES! thats was my first talent!

Very tight butthole! cant wait for may, hope you're in more episodes.

We can only dream right?

Erik, I am reading your responses and seriously laughing at every single one. Will you ever be coming to Vancouver?

I hope so! Stay tuned!

What kind of cameras are used to shoot the show? How long does each episode take? Will we see a full on Montez episode one day soon?

I am not sure about the cameras sorry, we usually shoot tuesday - friday and we can only hope there is a full on Montez hour long brought to you by Chevy christmas episode.

I heard that a good portion of the show is improv. Is this true at all?

Nope. most of the show is scripted we just add tags but the foundation of what we say is in the script. For Instance, I added, love will sustain you and Lord of the Rangs.. but most of what was said before that was all written. The staff is dope!

I have no questions as of this time, but the show is fucking awesome.

Thanks!

How has the "Boy Scout Rule of D's" affected you in day to day life?

Yeah I have seen way to many dicks!

You were one of my teacher in high school. Very cool that you are now on a successful television show.

Good riddance to that life! Hope you are well!