like 20 of you guys liked a post of mine last year about a joke cookbook, this year i finally decided to write it and publish it, AMA

You were so inspired by 20 upvotes that you wrote a book. Can you teach me this motivational superpower?

man your statement was so powerful it inspired me to write a second one

Are you selling a hard copy? Would make a great holiday gift!

Right now, no, but I'm thinking about reaching out to Amazon to get a hard copy created, it's a weird process I'm still unfamiliar with.

I almost bought it then realized its a kindle only, this would be the great as a gift or a joke to leave on my kitchen counter in one of those cookbook stands

That was the idea, leave it in the kitchen for company to find, there's a quote in the book "sneak blueberries into your grandma's purse" and that always gets me goin

So my friends and I went pretty in depth on the "is a hotdog a sandwich" discussion and realized there was a spectrum of bread related food vehicles, starting with the classic open-ended sandwich and going as far as calzones, with all sides enclosed. While the hotdog might not be a sandwich, we think it lies specifically within the spectrum, next to things like hoagies where you have one open side along the horizontal axis.

As the published writer of the critically acclaimed "Regular Cookbook", where do you stand on our assessment of this?

just like cereal is technically soup, hotdogs are sandwiches, thank you for your question

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Breakfast mostly

Question #1 , how many books do you think you’re going to sell because of this post? Is book sales the main reason for this post?

None I think, the book is pretty bad

That's the spirit!

It was a Christmas joke, of course it'll be a #1 NY times best seller

My coworker eats cold bread with cold butter. In your regular option, how does that make you feel?

in my personal option, i think its pretty good so does my wife

A nice thick slice of bread with a lashing of good butter is delicious

a delicious lashing

What's 10 inches long and makes every woman scream?

a hunstman spider, easy, next

What was the gist of the original post?

it was a crudely drawn image of a pan with a piece of bread and an egg in the middle, it was bad, thank you for asking

What should I have for dinner tonight?

hunstman spiders, next

Reddit just gifted me 250 coins, I'm way more famous than you. Who wants some gold?

I’ve always wondered what it’s like to be Reddit rich

I just realized 250 coins isn't enough for gold

that's okay