I posed nude at Olivia Wilde's baby shower in 2014

Why? Like - do you get these orders a lot?

Glory, money.

Yeah but why would olivia wilde want a nude stranger at a baby shower?

Because she's a weirdo.

It's not like I was walking around the whole time or anything, they just drew me for an hour.

Why would somebody want someone nude at a fucking baby shower? Is this normal for out of touch rich people?

Lol I don't think she's out of touch, she just has the money to have whatever she wants on a whim. It was probably more for her friends.

I guess you should be happy you weren't asked to wear a diaper and suck on a soother.

I would have done it though.

Careful, you'll give off the impression that you'll do anything for a buck.

It's more like I'll get naked for any reason.

Fair enough. I went to a nude drink-and-draw in Chicago, but that was like...an event. I don't think I'd want dong or titties when trying to welcome my baby into the world lol

I think she was trying to tell people she was still going to be cool.

My first time modeling was a drink-and-draw in Brooklyn.

how did you get into this line of work?

I have been modeling for art classes for 10 years. I'm also an exhibitionist. I found a company that rents out male models and art instructors to bachelorette parties and emailed them with a picture. They hired me a few months later and I did that every week or two until we had a falling out over money.

However I still pose for art classes every couple months.

But why male models?

Because perverted straight ladies.

Did the women every get a little too "hands on" at the bachelorette parties? I can imagine that being an issue, especially if alcohol is involved.

No one ever touched my penis, but they grabbed/slapped my butt occasionally. I was sort of supposed to taunt them though--between poses my boss told me to walk around amongst the women and comment on their drawings. But there was also an instructor and an assistant there, so I always felt safe.

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That picture is from a different party. They actually did allow the company to take photos, but only from behind her, and she seemed uncomfortable with it.

Why did you think reddit would be intrested ?

Perverted nerds.

What's the going rate for standing still, while naked, for an hour? Or do you lay down?

You can choose your own poses. In an art class, $25-30/hour is standard in LA. For a party like this, they paid me $60 for the hour, plus tips. But I demanded a raise to $100 and they fired me.

Do you ever feel self-conscious about being viewed? How do you get over it? Is there a time where a booking made you uncomfortable? What happened?

I was terrified the first couple times, not about people seeing me naked, but because I didn't know what to do with my body or how to pose. You just get over it with practice. You can only be terrified for so long, and in a three hour session, you just get used to it.

Also I'm a pervert who likes showing people my naked body so that helps.

Yes, lots of people have made me uncomfortable.

Once I was posing for a group of high school kids and the attractive female teacher started flirting with me. She draped pearls over me (you're not supposed to touch the model) and made up reasons to keep touching me.

Then she walked over my head while I was reclining on the floor so I could see up her skirt.

Instant boner. Nothing I could do to stop it. So awkward.

However, being a model is so passive, you can kind of just be like, "well, this is involuntary and it's her class, so whatever." But it was horribly uncomfortable.

high school kids? what kind of high school is this?

An art prep school so they can get into art schools. I pose for kids 15-18 pretty regularly.

You got a boner in front of the whole class?

Yes. I got a boner in front of the whole class.

So what happened when you popped your boner? Did they draw it? Have you ever gotten a boner at any other time? What’s protocol?

Protocol is just pretend it's not happening. People understand it's involuntary. It's when you say, "Hey guys... look what I got..." that you get in trouble. Because that is voluntary.

I have only had one girl draw my boner and then show it to me, and as I said, I got her number.

What the fuck, how did the kids reacted to that?

They quietly observed my erection and then kept drawing.

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There's nothing you can do because you can't move lol. You just have to let it ride or think about something disgusting.

I get a boner in one out of every twenty modeling sessions probably.

Do you think circumcision should be legal?

No. You should have to be 18 and get it done yourself. I hate that I'm circumcised.

You're being downvoted because we wanna cut baby dick

Lol that's okay, to each their own.

Have you had any other strange assignments? Or stranger ones? Can you tell us about them?

I was going to model at Jennifer Aniston's birthday party but she canceled the night before.

Once I did a bachelorette party for a girl who looked and acted exactly like Miley Cirus. Like she was obsessed with her. She took a selfie doing the tongue thing right by my crotch, and she was drunk.

I don't drink and don't like alcohol so those situations were always weird.

What was the most surreal part ?

Watching her chat with her friends like a normal person, and seeing that her fame kind of hung over every interaction, even though they seemed like good friends. Like you could see that she just wanted to have a normal party, but kind of can't anymore.

Also she drew a huge picture of my ass which was surreal.

How do we know that the screenshot of the organiser is legit? Seems like something that would be remarkably easy to fake

It would be easy to fake. You can see their website at drawingparty.com if you want.

you ever pop a hard on?

Yes, but not at this event. That only happens if someone is kind of egging me on or flirting with me.

Once a girl stared at me at a party until I got hard, and then drew a picture of it (only it) and showed it to me afterward. I got her number.

How it feel begin naked in baby shower?

Haha it felt normal, I'm used to situations where I'm the only naked person.

How good were their drawings? Whose was the best?

I don't remember, but I do remember her saying "I'm going to put this on the baby's wall and say 'this is your daddy!'"

How was the eye contact with Suds?

Brief and sweet. In LA people are kind of used to shit like this I think. He was quite unfazed and just seemed amused. I think we shook hands (after I was dressed).

Did Jason Sudeikis like what he saw?

Oh he likey.

Is it boring just standing there doing nothing for as long as you're contracted for? I feel like once I got past the terror, it'd just be boring not being able to move or do anything for hours on end.

Yes, it can get boring. The best is when you have an instructor or artists who can talk and draw at the same time. Then you can have interesting conversations. Or if they play good music you can just think your thoughts. The worst is a boring crowd and a radio with commercials on it. Oh god it's horrible.

What was the craziest experience you had at the baby shower?

Honestly it was very laid-back and not crazy. I guess when Olivia Wilde said, "It looks like he's jerking off in this drawing."

I said: "Oh, this is how I jerk off. I just lay here like this."

Crickets.

When you pose nude, since you’re an exhibitionist do you ever get aroused? How do people/venues deal differently with this?

Yes, once in a while I do. No one comments on it or gives you shit about it unless they think you're doing it on purpose or trying to draw attention to it.

Since all my erections are passive, no one has said anything.

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He smiled and nodded as if I were a waiter or some other professional. Lol it was friendly.

How much did you interact with OW/her friends outside of being drawn?

We were talking the whole time, but we left afterward (when hundreds of people started to show up).

Did you have to sign an NDA for this specifically or did you sign one through whatever agency you go through?

No. If I had I would not be doing this.

How much did you make from this?

$100. No tip. I was... pretty pissed off. I think she just overlooked tipping me, she seemed like a generous person. There was no graceful way to be like, HEY OLIVIA, WHAT THE FUCK.

I'm hoping she'll see this and send me $10-$15 though.

Who are you and why this should be interesting?

I'm Max Karson. I posed nude at Olivia Wilde's baby shower in 2014. I thought we already established who I was...

Lol I don't know if it's interesting to you, maybe it isn't. It's the most interesting thing about me and I'm sorry.