IamA (Shoenice Youtube Sensation) AMA!

Which hardware store do you prefer to do most of your grocery shopping at?

home depot

Do you ever get offers from companies to eat their edible/non-edible products as a sponsorship?

yes

Anything that's an instant "nope, not gonna eat that"?

most green vegetables

will you smoke weed with me when I come to CO for spring break? 3/14-3/19

yes

Why do you think it is that you have 500K subscribers, but your newer videos are only getting 10-30K views?

politics , bad channel tags, titles. i am getting this fixed next week with an expert

I'm sorry to say, I thinks it's because you're not slamming liquor anymore. Stay strong and way to fool my ass with your last vid. Thought you were off the wagon again

tyy

I read 'titles' as 'titties' at first. Both words work. Definitely need better titles and more titties.

lool

Did you ever find a bug and eat it?

ewwwww no

oh yeah, a worm

What medical anomaly keeps you alive?

i was born with the stomach of a billy goat

A Himalayan billy goat to be exact.

lol

Have you ever messed up a shoot and had to eat something gross a second time to get the footage right?

yes

That story was so vivid and full of rich detail, it was like I was actually there.

wow

Do you remember what it was?

no , oh yeah hostess cupcakes

Have you ever eaten anything that you immediately regretted afterwards?

an old woman's vjj

What was that like?

dishwashing at red lobster

This guy is good

thankyaw

... ew. So ew.

lol

What was the first strange thing that you ate?

pack of non filtered camels when i was 4

Did you get a fever?

turned blue as smurfette's pussy

You talkin' about cigarettes? Or actual real camels that just don't happen to have filters attached to them? Only asking cuz you're shoenice.

lmao, cigarettes

Have you tried talking to your family since you have been sober? This is the perfect time... would love some videos with your son. "A Very Happy Shoenice Reunion". I think you should give it a shot...

someday

Hey shoenice would you consider drinking some Cochicken? Pour a coke can into a blender and blend it with half a rotisserie chicken.

yikes

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

yes, all the time

How did you get your name?

already asked, lol. my name is chris schewe. called shoe all my life. shoenice since 1992

Shoenice since ninety-twonice.

Nice.

yup yup

yup

If he didnt actually answer your question...it started out like "shoe does the nice work" or "shoe brings that niiice weed" it turned into shoenice. He is bad at answering questions lol. But I follow his YouTube like crazy.

i am not bad at answering questions

Do you ever get sick from the stuff you eat (besides the alcohol)?

never, or i wouldnt do it

How do you think you will die?

amusement park ride accident.

What does your family think of your youtube channel/career?

they all faded away. i am the next messiah. its tough hanging. ask ghandi or mother teresa

He abandoned his whole family

they booted me. ghostface in da house ! this dude has an epic youtube channel........bahahaahahaa

Were you happy with how the vice documentary came out? Has it had an effect on your YouTube career or personal life at all?

yeah, it was too quick though. it has brought 1000s to my channel

CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT YOUR ACID ADVENTURES? I love you Shoe! I'm hoping to meet you someday. Beirut loves you!!

wow, that would be a trip...get it?

Have you ever blinked?

He ate his eyelids.

lol

lol, every other tuesday

Do you have any tips for people struggling with alcohol and trying to stay sober?

just do something else

When are you doing another food slam? Btw, you're a fucking legend, dude!

food slam on monday and thankyaw

Have you ever considered getting studied by science too see how you handle so much?

when i am dead

Do you ever plan to take another job or are you going to be doing youtube forever?

i am actually disabled from the union with a broken back injury. youtube and tv and movie acting for life. just the beginning

Shoenice, is it true you can shit on command?

nope. you have me mixed up with my cousin shitnice

Huge fan! I'm a early subscriber, I was wondering were u aware that juicy j Quoted you in one of his songs?

yes, thankyaw. so did WWE and stud

Whaaaa!?! What song is this??

i forget

Favorite strain?

free ones

What's the best thing you've ever had?

a son

Well god damn that was a sad reply...

chicken parm

Shoenice, why so much hate towards the LA Beast?

Have a good day! lol

i dont hate anyone. he made a vid busting my ass first, it's all good

Oh man...L.A. Beast is the worst. On his channel he seems super cool and a guy you could...well just have a beer with. But he is so god damn uppity and pompous.

i know, dude needs to chill

Ualbany alumni here.... Do you regret chaining yourself to the fountain that one time in protest of fountain day being banned? Also what was the legal outcome of that, if any?

no legal outcome, he agreed to turn on fountain for two weeks if i left. and it was all for youtube views

Shoenice!!! Love your videos man, long time fan. Well baaaaaasically I have two questions for you:

1) When are car ride/bike ride videos coming back!?!? Loved the one where you told the guy you were looking for directions and when he started to tell you you said "Oh I ain't got the time for your dumbass!! Go fuck yourself penis!!"

2) There used to be a video of you eating a tampon in a Phish parking lot while you were on mushrooms. Was this at SPAC? Are you a Phish fan?

THANKYAW!!!!!!

car rides back this summer ! phish was at spac or DICKS sporting field. and i couldnt name one song from phish, just love peace, acid and bitchezzz

If thumbs didn't exist, which finger would you rather be used to describe how you look?

lmaoooooooo

Has a doctor said anything to you about this lifestyle?

she wont see me anymore after the one night stand. lol. my health is good. i am a tank

Have you made it the the 13th step yet? I hear someone left a bottle of liquor there.

lool, i jumped over it this time

Where do you live? It seems like motels? Why?

i got a house. that was when i was on a self paid for youtube usa tour

You seem to truly care about your fans which is great to see. Do you feel like communication and interaction with us helps your channel more than the YouTubers who never talk to their fanbase? I'm assuming it cultivates a more loyal fanbase for ya. You rock Shoenice, keep being successful :D

i have more loyal fans than any youtuber

I like to think that's because you're a genuinely good dude who appreciates all the people who watch you. You don't take your fans for granted. You love us as much as we love you.

awwww, thankyaw

will you eat your own jizz?

i thought everyone did.....

What is your favorite type of Liquor to Chug?

rum

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its on liveleak.com youtube deleted it

What's a ball park estimate of how much money you've made from your videos on YouTube?

over $100k , lol

if you could fight any celeb in a cage match for charity, what celebrity would you fight, and what charity would you donate the proceeds to if you won?

kid rock. for hungry kids

Are you being blackballed by talent agencies for aspiring actors?

nope. i am my own manager

Will there ever be collabs with other youtubers?

up to them, i am game. i like helping out small tubers but a collab with pewdiepie would be epic

Which tastes better, men's deodorant or women's deodorant?

they are both same ingredients

Would you ever consider doing a video with The LA Beast?

sure

Yo shoenice do you have a blog and did you ever get started with twitch?

twitch is coming. i have a blog somewhere

if we send you 30 gallons of mayo in a bag, would you eat it?

ewww

Would you ever consider writing a book?

i actually won awards in college for writing. i am just lazy

what is your political standing as of now?

doesnt matter. humanity is fucked

Will you come to the UK and eat 50 teabags? Thankyaw.

i hate flying over water

Have you ever wanted to quit Youtube?

no. i love the drama in my life from it. anything else would be dull

What is your favorite band/artist?

tech nine

SHOENICE!!!! We are related through marriage!! Your brother recently married my aunt. When he first told me that you were his brother I thought he was joking. Glad to see you're still doing well with everything your stomach has ingested, lol.

Since i'm required to ask a question: Have you ever had to turn down an offer to ingest something? If so, what was your reason?

i hate vegetables. congratz on getting into the shoenice family. tell my bro fakyaw

Why did you delete your video of: -you eating dog shit -you drinking drinking rubbing alcohol -the video when you were telling people your whole feeding the homeless thing is a scam -you buying marijuana from the money people sent you and the video you tell your subscribers to go fuck themselves (basically ever aftermath video)?

it's my channel, do what i want. lmaooooooo. i know who this is. tell by the grammar

How are you shoe?

epic beyond epiclly good

Will you ever come to Chicago?

someday. i went through there a lot on trains

Do you see yourself in five years doing the same things that you're doing now?

no

Shoenice! I remember watching your very first videos. You're awesome!! I check out your youtube page every once in a while to make sure you haven't died from eating anything weird.

What was the most disgusting and unpleasant thing you've ever eaten? And have you ever thought about getting into professional eating competitions?

Thanks for the AMA!

bad pussy and yes

cactus

Weirdest thing you've ever eaten?

peanut butter and ky jelly sandwich

If you could meet one person dead or alive who would it be?

john wayne

Were you aware that your dishonest reputation caused my business to suffer a great deal, and that I should never have associated myself with a notorious pathological liar like you?

lmao

How does it feel to have over 500k subs and max your views at about 25k?

feels awesome

What are your thoughts on the LA Beast?

hes cool

I want you to know that I bought a McDouble for a homeless person. You fed him for a minute. How else can I help the community?

epic, do that again

Shoenice, my man! Good to see you here. Also the first time I'm actually in time for an AMA...

What is your advice for anyone looking to become big on Youtube, anyone who wants to make Youtube a career? Also, have you ever done an eating challenge in response to another eating Youtuber (LA Beast, for example)?

just spam. and be unique

Are you dead yet?

yes

Shoenice, could you please share some funny stories about your time in the Army?

Thanks

i have a few on my youtube channel. like in the last 15 uploads

Jesus christ man you're still alive?

ikr, how did u know my first name?

How do you deal with the fact that people are actually only interested in seeing you kill yourself on Youtube?

Now that you "sobered up" (we all think it's a lie) how do you imagine your future on Youtube?

hey, keep asking questions ! i am top of subreddit heading to front page !

How tall are you?

6'1

How's the dating world?

too many

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

yes, all the time

When you gonna bring back public trolling? And do u recommend sour diesel?

sour diesel is epic high. and this summer will be return of public trolling

I remember being in LA a few years ago, and you were walking around offering to let people put cigarettes out on your tongue for a dollar or something close to that amount.

Did that shit not even faze you or what? Genuinely curious as to how that wouldn't mess you up.

you sure that wasnt nyc. and it doesnt faze me

what happened to The Weeeezle?!

back to reality.

Those alcohol slams seemed really dangerous. I'm glad to see that you stopped doing them. Did you have a problem with alcohol that you kicked? How many days sober?

31 days sober. didnt have any problems quitting. dont even miss it

Weed is great and all that but have you ever done Acid?

about 500 times

What was the first video game you ever played?

space invaders

Long ago you posted a phone number on youtube and asked fans to call you to do a shout out video where you ate the names on sticky notes? do you remember me? Jack Pottle.

lool no

Whats your favorite weed strain you have tried so far?

sour diesel

Have you ever met any fans? What was the weirdest encounter?

hundreds. probably when i run into a family, and the 8 yr old kid loves my vids

When is public trolling coming back? Also, what is your favorite video that you've made?

this summer and probably my toilet paper in times square

How much do you make from youtube? Or can you not talk about it? If not, why not?

go to socialblade.com

Have you tried drugs other then MJ and liquor?

acid, mushrooms, robitussin, cocaine,molly,k-9,all sorts of pills

Would you drink hand sanitizer?

no. i did once

Will you ever eat a shoe?

too hard

What stunt did you regret most after doing it? Thankyaw.

trinidad moruga

When are you planning to tell your viewers that you are actually homeless?

watch my newest vid, yeah, i am really struggling

Shoenice, long time fam. How often do you do meet ups? I would really love to meet you some day!

come to denver. i have met 1000s of fans in 5 yrs

What happened to your dog?

Also, favorite food?

it's with an ex gf in new york. chicken parm

What made you want to join YouTube and do this? Were you considering anything else on YouTube besides eating crazy things? If so what was it?

comedy, i started out telling jokes as a resume for stand up or tv spots, its working

How did you lose your virginity?

my babysitter

When you're not making vids, what are you usually up to?

getting high, eating and naps

Whats the meanest thing anyone has ever said to you?

'i sold your bag of weed to another customer'

Do you vomit the stuff back up?

no

How much weed can you smoke?

until i pass out

Do you consider yourself "weird"?

nope