Thanks so much for supporting our new album today! We're here to answer any and all of your sexy questions!

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Usernames: DannySexbang and omgitsninjabrian


Edit: That's it! Thanks everybody!

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Kerfuffle17523 karma

Danny, will you father my children? I'm a dude but we can make it work and stuff.

omgitsninjabrian1086 karma

I'll field this one for Danny: Yeah, he'll do that.

CarterTurtle493 karma

Brian, were any of your students fans of NSP? How did that effect your relationship with them? (If it did)

omgitsninjabrian1380 karma

I think some were, but I didn't want to talk about it at work -- I was there to teach and do research, not discuss my weird sex band.

spxncerfromspace480 karma

How did Arin and Barry feel about their names being used as the members of the Samurai Abstinence Patrol? (love the album and u guys <3)

omgitsninjabrian1547 karma

We didn't ask. I hate those guys.

EatTrainCode421 karma

How long will it take for Ninja Brian's daughter to become a full-fledged ninja? She's already got the death stare down.

omgitsninjabrian883 karma

She pretty much already is, if you judge that by how often she kicks me in the face.

ScottTheCanadianDick403 karma

Brian: Loved the stand up of yours that I found. Have you considered doing more?

Danny: Loved that jew fro of yours that I saw. Have you considered doing more?

omgitsninjabrian422 karma

I do a lot of performing as myself. I co-founded a science-themed storytelling show called "The Story Collider" (, and I frequently perform as a storyteller. You can check out a very recent story of mine on our podcast:

thisjedi394 karma

What are your favourite game grumps series?

omgitsninjabrian1148 karma

What's "Game Grumps"?

frankifyed367 karma

Brian: Do you accept string theory?

Danny: Will you ever do another serious musical project?

omgitsninjabrian1048 karma

My career as a theoretical physicist was focused on string theory and quantum field theory, so I'm a big proponent of string theory as an interesting and useful area of research. As to whether or not it's ultimately the correct, in the sense that it actually describes the world we live in, I have no idea. But even if string theory turns out to be wrong, i.e., if it makes predictions that disagree with the observed properties of the universe, it will still be an interesting and worthwhile area of study because of the cool mathematical structures involved.

Short version of that answer: fuck yeah I do.

DonnyTheDead347 karma

First of all, Dan I love your positivity, you're helping me get through a really hard time at the moment, so thank you.

My question is, how does making a NSP album compare to making a Starbomb album? Do you go through a similar process?

Also love the new album!!!

DannySexbang558 karma

Thank you!! I think the only real difference in the process is Arin's involvement. He's got a different vibe and is funny in his own way. I love him

omgitsninjabrian831 karma

Dude, who's "Arin"?

Becky2811295 karma

Hi! Love your new album!

Is there anyone Ninja Brian /hasn't/ killed?

DannySexbang652 karma

If you're able to ask that question, then you're already one of the lucky ones

omgitsninjabrian986 karma

I just got him. R.I.P. that guy.

Thehobbitess243 karma

Was this you?! tbh that's not what your ninja skills are for.

omgitsninjabrian611 karma


MagicMan350242 karma

Brian, how long did you allow Kevin to live for after he dishonoured your outfit?

omgitsninjabrian739 karma

Funny story: I immediately murdered him.

CarterTurtle177 karma

Danny, will you say "I'm a sexy widdle baby" for us?

DannySexbang424 karma


omgitsninjabrian575 karma


SciMoDoomerx149 karma

Will there ever be a sequel story to 'The Beej'?

omgitsninjabrian398 karma

Yup! It's already written! "The Beej 2: The Re-Beej".

ShiningGundamu145 karma

Hey guys, new album is amazing!
Who voices the Council of Dick Elders?

omgitsninjabrian334 karma

The main Dick Elder is none other than Michael Starr, the lead singer of Steel Panther! He's the best!

kzarius136 karma

Ninja Brian, I've heard that one of your super powers is to annoy Danny to the point of madness. What is your favorite method, or one that is incredibly effective?

omgitsninjabrian333 karma

My favorite techniques: - Take a long time to ask a question but then immediately tune out when he responds. - Keep doing stuff until he asks me to stop, and then do it EVEN HARDER. - Play my fave jams (atonal modern music) at top volume while he's trying to sleep.

thalandor46119 karma

What were some geographical one liners that didn't make it into the final cut of Road Trip?

omgitsninjabrian390 karma

Some that I remember are: "I had sexico in Mexico", "I tapped that Djibouti", and "I Filled-ippines"

AriaOfWinds112 karma

Hi guys! Now that Brian is living in the same area, will you consider going on tour/preforming at conventions?

(Also, I hope Ninja Audrey will grow up with the Grumps and Markiplier as her odd aunts and uncles. Love you guys, thanks for all the work you put into your music! <3)

omgitsninjabrian240 karma

Absolutely! A major goal of ours for the near future is getting a sweet live show going. There's a lot to figure out, since it's hard to do the kind of stuff we write now with just 2 guys, but we have a few ideas about how to make it work. Stay tuned!

RustyChimera105 karma

This question is for Danny. How do you spell "nomenclature"?

omgitsninjabrian261 karma

Jeez, dude, ease up. HE DOESN'T KNOW.

Sock6689 karma

When the pair of you touch tips does it get really windy and bright like a star is being born? In a super Hetero Bro way I mean. Ps I fucking love you guys

omgitsninjabrian137 karma

yeah that's basically how it goes down

MrTagni86 karma

This is for both of you guys:

If Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian were to each have their own arch nemesis, who would it be and why?

omgitsninjabrian275 karma

Our archnemeses are the Samurai Abstinence Patrol: Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry!

RookieBalboa2570 karma

How does it feel to have come this far? Also, how much buttsex is too much?

omgitsninjabrian282 karma

It feels amazing! We've been doing NSP for 6 years now, and to see the incredible support that our fans have given the new album is really astonishing to us. We both started out as musicians in not very popular bands, so to be able to reach so many fans through NSP (and Starbomb) is really gratifying. In fact, you could say that we're currently in...GRATITUDE CITY.

Ovrnintousnd50 karma

Where do babies come from?

omgitsninjabrian221 karma

Do you mean like space babies or normal babies? Cause space babies come from space.

Giddyfish48 karma

What has been your favourite NSP album so far?

You guys are awesome by the way! :D

omgitsninjabrian216 karma

Probably "Speak Now", but maybe "1989".

Zipbanana42 karma

Brian, (I'm a huge fan and I love you) ,has you doing NSP effected your work at university? Danny, (I'm a huge fan and I love you too), when and where did you first start singing, you have the voice of an angel

omgitsninjabrian130 karma

It totally has. I quit my professor job, partly to focus more on NSP!

DontEatTheChildren35 karma

How do I get my mom into your music?

omgitsninjabrian131 karma

Send us her phone number. We'll take over from there.

Hired_Merc32 karma

How can I buy Attitude City without using itunes? Digitally

skipping_alpaca25 karma

Do you guys already have ideas for new songs or an album?

omgitsninjabrian62 karma

Yes! We already recorded the first song on the next album!

Acaz24 karma

Hey /u/omgitsninjabrian, its my understanding that you do the musical side of things pretty much on your own, and the collaborate with Danny on awesome lyrics/song ideas. My questions are; do you have any formal music training? I've really enjoyed listening to your guys' songs as I learn more jazz theory, and interesting things like that. Secondly, how do you normally start a song? Like, does Danny come to you with a melody/chorus bit, or do you start with a riff/bass line you like?

omgitsninjabrian57 karma

I studied composition at Williams College, where I got a BA with a double major in math and music. I mostly focused on jazz writing, arranging, and performance.

missnerdfighter22 karma

Can you describe the process behind mixing your music?

omgitsninjabrian55 karma

Our mixing guy is Dan Castellani Jr, who we've been working with for many years now. We let him take a first pass at the tracks and then go back and forth with him to get the tastiest mix possible!

Vixtogon20 karma

Do you guys have any current method or any plans to release stems or acapella tracks for remixes?

omgitsninjabrian58 karma

Not at the moment, but it's definitely something we'd like to do in the future!

Pynapl9 karma

It's my birthday. Should I buy it?

omgitsninjabrian27 karma


supersmashfanatic5 karma

Hey! What shampoo do you use?

omgitsninjabrian9 karma

Colgate or Crest.

unrecognized_wizard3 karma

We know the other Grumps answer for this one but not Ninja Brian's...

Cake or pie?

omgitsninjabrian5 karma

Cake wins, for one reason: FROSTING!

Dooperer12 karma

How long have you been recording for this album? Were you recording things for other albums at the time?

omgitsninjabrian4 karma

It took us about 2 years to write and record the album. And we were doing a couple Starbomb albums during that time as well!