We are Ninja Sex Party! Our album "Attitude City" was released today, ask us anything!

Danny, will you father my children? I'm a dude but we can make it work and stuff.

I'll field this one for Danny: Yeah, he'll do that.

Brian, were any of your students fans of NSP? How did that effect your relationship with them? (If it did)

I think some were, but I didn't want to talk about it at work -- I was there to teach and do research, not discuss my weird sex band.

How did Arin and Barry feel about their names being used as the members of the Samurai Abstinence Patrol? (love the album and u guys <3)

We didn't ask. I hate those guys.

How long will it take for Ninja Brian's daughter to become a full-fledged ninja? She's already got the death stare down.

She pretty much already is, if you judge that by how often she kicks me in the face.

Brian: Loved the stand up of yours that I found. Have you considered doing more?

Danny: Loved that jew fro of yours that I saw. Have you considered doing more?

I do a lot of performing as myself. I co-founded a science-themed storytelling show called "The Story Collider" (storycollider.org), and I frequently perform as a storyteller. You can check out a very recent story of mine on our podcast: https://soundcloud.com/the-story-collider/brian-wecht-the-littlest-experiment

What are your favourite game grumps series?

What's "Game Grumps"?

Brian: Do you accept string theory?

Danny: Will you ever do another serious musical project?

My career as a theoretical physicist was focused on string theory and quantum field theory, so I'm a big proponent of string theory as an interesting and useful area of research. As to whether or not it's ultimately the correct, in the sense that it actually describes the world we live in, I have no idea. But even if string theory turns out to be wrong, i.e., if it makes predictions that disagree with the observed properties of the universe, it will still be an interesting and worthwhile area of study because of the cool mathematical structures involved.

Short version of that answer: fuck yeah I do.

First of all, Dan I love your positivity, you're helping me get through a really hard time at the moment, so thank you.

My question is, how does making a NSP album compare to making a Starbomb album? Do you go through a similar process?

Also love the new album!!!

Thank you!! I think the only real difference in the process is Arin's involvement. He's got a different vibe and is funny in his own way. I love him

Dude, who's "Arin"?

Hi! Love your new album!

Is there anyone Ninja Brian /hasn't/ killed?

If you're able to ask that question, then you're already one of the lucky ones

I just got him. R.I.P. that guy.

Was this you?! tbh that's not what your ninja skills are for.

YOU DON'T DECIDE WHAT MY SKILLS ARE FOR. I DECIDE WHAT MY SKILLS ARE FOR.

Brian, how long did you allow Kevin to live for after he dishonoured your outfit?

Funny story: I immediately murdered him.

Danny, will you say "I'm a sexy widdle baby" for us?

I'M A SEXY WIDDLE BABY!!!!

LOUDER

Will there ever be a sequel story to 'The Beej'?

Yup! It's already written! "The Beej 2: The Re-Beej".

Hey guys, new album is amazing!
Who voices the Council of Dick Elders?

The main Dick Elder is none other than Michael Starr, the lead singer of Steel Panther! He's the best!

Ninja Brian, I've heard that one of your super powers is to annoy Danny to the point of madness. What is your favorite method, or one that is incredibly effective?

My favorite techniques: - Take a long time to ask a question but then immediately tune out when he responds. - Keep doing stuff until he asks me to stop, and then do it EVEN HARDER. - Play my fave jams (atonal modern music) at top volume while he's trying to sleep.

What were some geographical one liners that didn't make it into the final cut of Road Trip?

Some that I remember are: "I had sexico in Mexico", "I tapped that Djibouti", and "I Filled-ippines"

Hi guys! Now that Brian is living in the same area, will you consider going on tour/preforming at conventions?

(Also, I hope Ninja Audrey will grow up with the Grumps and Markiplier as her odd aunts and uncles. Love you guys, thanks for all the work you put into your music! <3)

Absolutely! A major goal of ours for the near future is getting a sweet live show going. There's a lot to figure out, since it's hard to do the kind of stuff we write now with just 2 guys, but we have a few ideas about how to make it work. Stay tuned!

This question is for Danny. How do you spell "nomenclature"?

Jeez, dude, ease up. HE DOESN'T KNOW.

When the pair of you touch tips does it get really windy and bright like a star is being born? In a super Hetero Bro way I mean. Ps I fucking love you guys

yeah that's basically how it goes down

This is for both of you guys:

If Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian were to each have their own arch nemesis, who would it be and why?

Our archnemeses are the Samurai Abstinence Patrol: Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry!

How does it feel to have come this far? Also, how much buttsex is too much?

It feels amazing! We've been doing NSP for 6 years now, and to see the incredible support that our fans have given the new album is really astonishing to us. We both started out as musicians in not very popular bands, so to be able to reach so many fans through NSP (and Starbomb) is really gratifying. In fact, you could say that we're currently in...GRATITUDE CITY.

Where do babies come from?

Do you mean like space babies or normal babies? Cause space babies come from space.

What has been your favourite NSP album so far?

You guys are awesome by the way! :D

Probably "Speak Now", but maybe "1989".

Brian, (I'm a huge fan and I love you) ,has you doing NSP effected your work at university? Danny, (I'm a huge fan and I love you too), when and where did you first start singing, you have the voice of an angel

It totally has. I quit my professor job, partly to focus more on NSP!

How do I get my mom into your music?

Send us her phone number. We'll take over from there.

How can I buy Attitude City without using itunes? Digitally

On CDBaby! http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty14

Do you guys already have ideas for new songs or an album?

Yes! We already recorded the first song on the next album!

Hey /u/omgitsninjabrian, its my understanding that you do the musical side of things pretty much on your own, and the collaborate with Danny on awesome lyrics/song ideas. My questions are; do you have any formal music training? I've really enjoyed listening to your guys' songs as I learn more jazz theory, and interesting things like that. Secondly, how do you normally start a song? Like, does Danny come to you with a melody/chorus bit, or do you start with a riff/bass line you like?

I studied composition at Williams College, where I got a BA with a double major in math and music. I mostly focused on jazz writing, arranging, and performance.

Can you describe the process behind mixing your music?

Our mixing guy is Dan Castellani Jr, who we've been working with for many years now. We let him take a first pass at the tracks and then go back and forth with him to get the tastiest mix possible!

Do you guys have any current method or any plans to release stems or acapella tracks for remixes?

Not at the moment, but it's definitely something we'd like to do in the future!

It's my birthday. Should I buy it?

Uh....yeah.

Hey! What shampoo do you use?

Colgate or Crest.

We know the other Grumps answer for this one but not Ninja Brian's...

Cake or pie?

Cake wins, for one reason: FROSTING!

How long have you been recording for this album? Were you recording things for other albums at the time?

It took us about 2 years to write and record the album. And we were doing a couple Starbomb albums during that time as well!