I am comedian Jason Nash - you might know me from my Vine videos - FML The Movie and Jason Nash is Married - AMA

Well, how is it being the old guy on Vine?

so weird. but fun.

Hey Jason! What is it like to collaborate with Brandon Calvillo? You two seem to have the same humor. And what do you think of his brothers?

Jesse Calvillo is as funny as any of us.. wish I could vine with him more Brandon and I have the same sense of humor and it's really fun. he's the comedy partner i've been waiting for all my life… it's so fun to collaborate with him he has so many ideas… thanks Whiskey Jane

Mannon Mathews...how do I marry her?

ahhahahahahaha

Your vines are absolutely hilarious but I have almost no clue who you are and anything about you. Could you give me a short bio?

wafflington hiiiiii

I've been doing comedy for 15 years. I worked SNL and MTV I wrote a lot for FOX and NBC -- i finally made movie last year for Comedy Central and to promote it I got on Vine and Vine really took off. I"m making another movie this summer call FML and I have kickstarter for it right now at FML-Movie.com

Do you plan your vines? "Hey i know what would be a funny 7 seconds" or do you just sort of improv?

we plan we come up with an idea and execute it sometimes we start rolling and see what comes out those can be fun. we do that a lot with Brandon and Cutshall ahsighlum great name :)

How much did it cost to you to make Jason Nash Is Married? And how much are you paying each actor/actress on FML?

hahahahaha $10,000 hahahahahahahah

hahahahaha actors are getting $20,000 actress $150 a day and Quiznos

You guys aren't very close to your goal on the kickstarter if the goal isn't met does that mean no movie? Another question I had was what's Brandon's personality like in person?

The Kickstarter is a promotional tool as much as it is a fundraising tool. (something to think about if you ever make a movie) This movie will be made no mater what. I don't take no for an answer. Brandon is super quick witted and smart but he's also 20 so he has no idea about certain things like what "Hummus" is

Hey Jason I'm a big fan of your vines (especially Soda Dad). I was wondering if any of you or your vine circle have tried to collaborate with Cody Ko? I could only imagine how great that would be.

met Cody Ko once cool guy. would love to collar

Hi Jason! I've been a big fan of your vines and pretty much everyone in your crew for a while. I'll admit that I unfollowed Brandon because his vines were getting overly sophomoric, but I still check his page from time to time. How did you feel about the allegations against Curtis Lepore and his plea deal? Seems like it divided vine pretty heavily.

i wish curtis and jessie the best. nobody knows what happened and they're both talented people. refollow Brandon ur missing out on some of the best stuff on Vine

How old are you exactly? And when is the movie coming out?

I'm super old. The movie I hope comes out in December.

sometimes it's weird when a 13 girl comes up to you and her dad is like why is my daughter into this old creep

But what can I do? i fell into it and I love making video and being creative. Having Vine as a job is so much fun.

What's the true benefit of revines for revines? Do you think it's helping you or holding you back?

circus whoa!! the elephant in the room. RV are great so you can grow and increase ur audience. they're bad cause they alienate ur audience if i'm a fan of someone and they want to RV I am all for it because they give me great free content and I want them to do well and continue to grow

are there any viners that annoy you?

i like everybody really people always ask me if I hate Nash Grier and Cameron Dallas but the truth is they are way funnier than I was at that age. i don't know those guys but I like watching their videos. seem like cool guys to me… so much negativity online it's really gotta stop such a waste of everyone's time

What's your all-time favorite Vine, or one of your favorites? Of yours or anybody's.

How come your real wife is never in your Vines? If memory serves correctly you are married, but you tend to use the divorcee character a lot. If you actually are divorced and I'm just a rude idiot, sorry! That would suck.

Do you have plans to do more podcast appearances in the future? I enjoyed you on Who Charted and Hollywood Handbook, and think you'd be fun on Comedy Bang Bang.

Good luck getting your movie made! I'll check it out since I like most of the people involved. Have a nice day!

my favorite vine is this…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7zhQelb5A

love HWHB !!!! love who charted!!! tell them you want me back my publicist tried!!! CBB I have been trying love that show someday I hope… tweet at Snock Lockerman

Hey Nash love your content, so a question I had is, well, why?

What inspired you and/or Brandon to wake up one day and say "I'm making a movie"?

Also how do you deal with challenges in the making of the movie like writers block? Does this happen with you vines also when you just feel as if you can't think of anything?

402 great question i run out of Vine ideas ever three days… it's super hard. I hate it. but when you get a good one (today I had a good one) it's the best feeling. I love reading comments from people who like it.

writers block is a myth. writing is time. that's all it is. put in the time and you will succeed. scripts are like a painting and you have to keep going at it and keep putting strokes on it and shaping. I never feel like I wrote crap even if all I do is spell check I made that script a little bit better. you need to keep looking at the script from 500 angles --- from each character perspective -- even now as I sit here I have so much more to do on FML.

I love the idea of making a movie off our relationship (Brandon and me) Old guy in a mid life crisis vs young guy who is a virgin and still figuring out who he is --

Do you remember that colored draw about brandon? You want something like that? i can draw for you

sure! I love art! especially pencil drawings. wish I could draw :( ur lucky u can. whip up something quick while we're on here

Hi! I loved your snapchat story with Brandon when he was going for his license! Is there any way you could do some more content like that? Just candid and fun! Thanks for doing this AMA!

i want to - that was a special day haven't had something that film able in a while

Is there a love scene with Brandon???

yes there is a two make out scenes with Brandon. I was sure to hook a brother up.

is Brandon really a Virgin? or is that just something people always joke on him for ( for example that one YouTube video where Britany had him touch her boob)

no he's not a virgin lol lol lol!

First off, I'm so happy and excited for you making another great movie! I have two questions. One: How long is the filming for the movie going to take? Two: What cities are you guys going to film in? Love you and your vines btw :D

lauren thank u! i think it will take four weeks to film and two months to edit. we'll film in NY and LA and some other surprise cities…

thanks so much for ur support it means the world -- really lauren

Dude i love your vines ,its always fun to watch cuz of ur sense of humor . Who is the funniest vine star u work with?

manon brandon cutty sunny ry danny lopriore are my favs brittany always makes me laugh robby ayala eric dunn qpark allegra masters jessi smiles anyone who is my movie basically oh NICK MEGALIS!!! MARCUS JOHNS!

What is your favorite vine/ person to collab and make a vine with?

BVERONIS how are u…. I loved when I used to work with KING BACH tell him to call me Bach!! get it ? Bach!! Ha ha! what ? No seriously.

Will you be doing a livestream/telethon in the few remaining hours of the kickstarter?

so funny u asked that the producers want me to periscope for the last few days… I don't know. what do you think

Do you have kids???

2 kids boy and girl love them more than anything they are great kids my son is getting really good at guitar I could never play so it's great to see him do it

thanks zisum -- nice question to get

Did you ever expect Vine to get as big as it's become? Are you friends with the creator(s)?

i don't know anyone at Vine they stay away from us not sure why or maybe I do know why

vine is huge i have no idea how it got so big can't explain it. i mean I can. it's pretty genius. i mean after all the shit and twerking or whatever the actual app is genius

You and Brandon always fit the screen. May I ask how tall you are?

• Your fan

i'm 6'1 and I have small hands

Jason, what would you say is enough to make a guy fly private?

hahahaahahahahahahah ya ya ya ya yayaya

eeeee ya eeeeeee ya eeeeeeee ya

I enjoy your vines. How disheartening is it to work so hard to be where you are on vine then not have those same followers support your kickstarter as much as you would like?

shah great question it's fine. vine is all kids. kids don't' have money. movies are a long game. you gotta be patient. we'll find the money. I will find it or I will make it for nothing the last one cost $10,000 i'll have Brittany Furlan finance it

Just want to say your awesome!! How much money are you hoping to receive to get your movie made?

would like to raise $200,000 on Kickstarter fml-movie.com hah

How do I get brandon calvillo to fall in love with me?

be a recluse. say you hate people. get into video games and don't show your face before 3pm

Big fan since hearing you on ron and fez.

Can you tell us a little bit about your experience on the show? What is fez like? Was he still mad at you after the mics were off? Were you trying to "tease the retard" as ron puts it?

Your visits on the show are honestly some of my all time favorite segments. Thanks!

Fez baffled me - i honestly thought he was doing a bit at times like how could he be that mad at me. i tried to apologize and he wouldn't have it he has zero sense of humor about himself and that's ok i heard he retired is that true i really just wanted to be honest when I went in there and say what every fan was thinking why is this guy not holding up his end?

yes he was still mad at me…. furious

You definitely said what every fan was thinking. They claimed that he retired, but I'm still on the fence about that being true. The show has been running best -of's ever since.

I kept saying to myself "there is no way Fez is this mad at the guy". I was sure that he was reassuring you he was kidding when the mics were off. Unreal.

These last four years I've been an R&F fan have been eye opening as to how someone (Fez) can slowly descend into complete madness.

yes well said

How do you feel about the comedy scene on Vine in general? To me it has always seemed like Vine rewards going for the lowest common denominator and just churning out really tacky, overused jokes... "White girls love Starbucks"... "When your crush insert here" ... And all the jokes about black people being black in general. Whereas the people I feel like are actually trying to do something comedically original get lost in the mix. Do you think Vine rewards the wrong things in this respect?

pure guava u r super smart and exactly right but it's not different than Big Bang Theory being #1 broad comedy wins and that's unfortunate i just try to do stuff that makes me laugh and see if people like it

There was one vine recently where you touched Brandon's crotch. Did he laugh or did he not speak to you? What was his reaction after filming??

he laughed we laughed oh it's good to laugh Sarah!

How do you get in touch with a Viner you haven't met? I am sorry if this is asked before.

i DM them :)

hi Tarantino

Who's your favourite viner that you haven't had a chance to colab with yet? I love your vines man btw

i like princess lauren she's funny never met her but I wrote a part for her in FML

FML-Movie.com

Also are you still answering questions without a shirt on

no shirt on right now

What animal do you think you look like? What animal do you think Brandon looks like?

I look like a fish brandon like a cuddly little puppy!!! mmmm so cute!!!!

I consider you successful, as you probably do yourself, but with Vine, how does your family take it? Do they think it's like a joke/hobby, or are they proud that you take joy in it and are great at what you do? Huge inspiration to me and I love your skits, keep doing you! :D

they thought it was ridiculous at first but not anymore.. hah -- thanks Some Garrett

they think its pretty silly and it is… daddy is a big/sad clown i feel sorry for those kids...

Jason I loved your movie dude. And you also reply to my snaps sometimes which is legit. How much money do i have to give to you and brandon for a phone call with manon??

hahaha that would cost $10,000 and we'd have to give all $10,000 to manon

and thanks for watching the movie

Is Guys With Feelings forever-dead, or will you ever do anymore?

forever dead -- hahaha but I love that you asked podcasting is too hard… takes to much time. I like to relax and I get too tired by 9pm

What are you doing on Reddit Uncle Alec? Are you robbing them for crack?

NO I"M NOT SMOKING CRACK… YEAH>>> I AM SMOKING CRACK

I'm gonna be selfish and ask: Will the backers still get what they gave to (like if the 200k isn't met)? I plan to secretly take out my father's 401k for the $100 one!!! Also we have similar humor and I'm grateful that people like you and Brandon exist haha I feel like we'd be buddies

no sadly if we don't reach our goal nobody gets charged on their card i'm so glad we have similar humor..makes me feel good… steal that money from ur dad… yes!

Long time fan! Have you thought about bringing back some of your old characters from vine ie. Indecisive thug and guy who reluctant to be on camera?

i'd like too. i do sometimes at night but then I delete them when they don't do well. truth is my channel is a business now and as Destorm says if it's not heat u must delete

Did Brandon drop his school after he got famous? If so, please tell him to finish his school. I love both of you!!! Take care man!

i tell him i'm not sure he ever was going to college lol

The Clippers vs the Spurs. What do you think?

CLIPS!

Does Brandon smoke? and does he have depression/anxiety? if he does, give him a hug for me! :)

doesn't smoke regarding anxiety depression what do you think?? LOL

Did you do ballet to lose weight? You just have those legs that say "I'm graceful and delicate yet muscular and Kenyan-esk"

i love ballet but have never tried. probably never will

What are you doing on reddit uncle Alec?

smoking crack...

How are you so fit man????? And what you be doing if you never got into the entertainment business?

I would be working at a bar in cabo sitting on the beach that's all I care to do or be a teacher I love kids never laugh harder than when I'm with kids

I have a strict diet and regiment no carbs no sugar no sauces. eat totally clean

when I work out I work out for an hour and half 5 days a week and I never rest between sets more weights than cardio but I also swim at the end of every workout.

What was the most arkward/funniest vine to shoot? and does Brandon often wear his cardigan? (its just i know how comfy cardies are, but how often does he wear it?)

he has like three shirts I think

Would you Vine or promote via Twitter a small business in Liverpool, England if I told you about it on here?, help a guy out, as we're all helping you out.

Comic book fans and fans of the creative Industry would be interested, if I sent you the links would you tweet about us?

tweet vine or Facebook me… [email protected] too

Will Bryan Silva be in FML: The Movie?

hahahahahahahahahahaahha i wish jeff

Hey Jason! Must be hard to leave the house without being recognized! Haha Ever plan on traveling to me us fans!?

someday I would like to do a standup tour but movies come first..

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could be $250 could be $50,000 depends on ur following :)

Do you do other things other than vine? Also, you are hilarious and I love you!

thank u I love you too! i run and workout and I play with my kids and I coach basketball and I love to cook

Do you plan on continuing making content even in your way later years? (That would be fucking awesome)

great question. i worry about this all the time how long can I do this. already so old. but I love making stuff it's all I live for I dont' buy nice stuff or take fancy vacations I just love to create. we'll see maybe I'll direct another movie but not be in it that would be a lot more graceful

Hey Jason! Thanks for doing the AMA! What happened to Soda Dad, and would you consider doing more vines with that character?

Thanks again!

P.S. Did you ever see the vine that was hashtagged: jasonnashismarried with two white guys in a Mongolian BBQ? Have a good day man!

no! haha! tag me in the vine would love to see it

Soda DAd I love but it ran it's course for six seconds maybe something longer someday i wrote a movie for soda dad we'll see if I get to do it

Hi Jason!!

I hope you have been having a wonderful day! How's the weather in California??

I am wondering three things! My first question is, what was the inspiration for this movie? Second, what is it like being "vine famous"? My last question is, because of your age difference, how did you and Brandon Calvillo meet?

Thank you so much for your time!

CFC it's 80 here. it's friggin hot but I love it. I'm in shorts and no shirt.

Movie was inspired by my experience on Vine over the last two years. Being the oldest person and watching this younger generation have something (social media) that I didn't grow up with.

Being Vine famous is awesome. I'm not going to sit here and say it's not. i only get recognized by people under 25 which is great. not that famous but just enough to say hi. I love meeting new people it's where I draw all my ideas from and for me ideas are king. (and my kids) haha

Brandon and I met on Vine I saw his videos and contacted him He's a comedic genius.

Thank you so much for your responses! I hope you have a wonderful day and a great weekend!

I can't wait to see the movie!

CFC thank u so much!!! u have a good one too

Hey Jason!

I was wondering, who is your favorite person to collaborate with while working on a vine?

Brandon is my fave. love Matt Cutty, Ry Doon Manon Sunny. Scotty Sire makes me laugh so does Cody Ko Danny Lops is the funniest on Vine also the edgiest.

Do you ever take off your pants and jacket?

I love to take off my pants and write in my underwear. i'm doing it now

What do you write in your underwear? Your name?

i write "I LOVE BRYAN SILVA" over and over again and "GRATATA"

Isn't Jeselnik as funny or funnier?

jeselinik i would say is funnier than me. he's accomplished a lot -- I know him he's nice he gives off a serial killer vibe but thats what makes him unique i enjoyed his show i told him that once at a party and he thought I was making fun of him but I was dead serious that's what being a standup is like no relief anywhere

Name-dropper

u asked lol

You're going to reply to every comment and question, aren't you. That's very stand-up of you.

gotta try and please the fans cause I love them and am super grateful

I enjoy your work. Your episode of Never Not Funny is one of my favorites, of their 500+ episodes. Keep it up.

Since I have to have a question, let's go with: How great was it working with Busy Phillips?

Also, do you like baseball? If so, who is your team?

normsy. i'm so sorry to say that i used to love baseball but as I got older i got bored with it? do you know what I mean? it's a long game and long season. the only thing I like baseball for is as background noise so i can take a nap on a sat afternoon after a night of drinking

I'm doing NNF on Monday again actually !! so funny you wrote that.

BUSY PHIlLIPPS is a queen

she is so funny and so charming

she also has aura about her --- very very strong personality which was cool when she played my wife…because my wife also is a super strong personality..

Excellent, and no worries on baseball. I'm just watching a game, figured I'd ask. I await FML and NNF with bated breath.

thanks NORMSY what's the score?

Cubs just won in extra innings. Now on to the Orioles/Red Sox game until the 9 month old wakes up.

awwwwwwwww

What was it like getting nominated for a Webby?

really cool and an honor they called me at 5 am and told me i was like what? I didn't even know we could be nominated. we are losing hard to Walking Dead which is funny cause walking dead is like the biggest show on TV so hahaha hard to compete with that. but it's cool -- my movie cost $10,000 always do the best with what you got.

Is there any chance that Dawn, the first male Curves employee will ever make a comeback?

You're a genius with characters, and I'd love to know what inspires Dawn, Soda Dad, etc.

i don't know where they come from. vine is a place for gental characters and I always walk by the curves near my house i have been fat all my life and I feel for anybody who is trying to lose weight. especially middle aged ladies who deserve love as much as anyone - so he was just born out of my self conscious wanting to help these people then I sort of wanted to try it if Dawn was brutally honest with the women and people seemed to like that that's something I learned if the character means well they can do just about anything

soda dad is born out of my fascination for that mid-atlantic accent I could hear that all day those long oooo's like phooooo-ne and soooo-da

and parents who give they're kids soda is super funny and tragic

Ahh. That's an interesting way to come up with them. I need to try thinking that way in screenwriting classes. So did you get motivated to get fit around that same time? I was surprised to notice that you were in pretty good shape when you posted a vine one time and you weren't wearing a shirt, then I noticed you posting about running occasionally

i made up my mind to get in shape this year a friend inspired me to do so it took me over a year. I starters in Jan of 2014 I weighed 206 I weigh 164 now i needed to lose weight cause I have apnea and couldn't breath at night (TMI?)

What's your favorite character or bit you do on vine? Soda dad cracks me up every single time. keep up the good work and good luck on your kick starter campaign.

I love Soda Dad the most. I wrote a soda dad movie. want to do that after FML

Why is your snapchat always messed up?

hahaha it is? I didn't know that. i never have anything to say on Snap Chat I think i am too old. no wait. I am too old.