Hi, I'm Ari Shaffir. I'm a comedian and a part time degenerate. AMA
My special PAID REGULAR premieres tonight at midnight on Comedy Central. Also, I have a storytelling show starting on 1/22 every Thursday night on Comedy Central at 12:30am after @Midnight. The special is about mushrooms, the garbage TSA, morning blow jobs, and god. Ask me anything you want. I learned to type over 17 years ago, so I'm really good at it now.