I have been in Antarctica for the past few months. AMA!

Do you have an Instagram? If so username? I'm sure your pics are amazing.

nope, I don't have an instagram oddly enough

Why?

why not?

Is there a gym on the camp? Weights? Cardio? All that stuff? I imagine people would lose their mind if they couldn't exercise.

iWe have weights room, yoga room, and cardio room we even have the first crossfit on this continent everyday at 4pm. It's what's keeping me sane right now...

Is there any alcohol? Do you let go of steam by drinking?

I don't drink, but we have tons of alcohol here

Is it cold?

no

Did you have sex with any penguins?

federal crime to come into contact with any wildlife down here

There's a government down there?

we have a US marshal

Is antarctica the one near the north pole or the south pole? I know I could google this but since you already know the answer I figure I'd just ask you. Plus if you answer me other people coming late to the thread won't have to look it up.

antarctica is where santa lives