I am Verne Troyer, AMA!!!

Who would you want to play Mega-You in a movie?

Hulk Hogan

Little known fact about Verne Troyer?

Grew up amish.

Did you do your own stunts on Austin Powers?

Nobody else can do my stunts except for a doll. I'm only 2 foot 8 dude!

Verne! Thanks for doing this. Was wondering, when filming Austin Powers, how difficult was it to not talk at all? Did you slip up often?

It was difficult because Mike improves constantly and so you have to just react, but I liked the challenge of not being able to say anything but still having to get my point across. Ruined many scenes because we couldn't keep a straight face. The scene with the cat where I'm trying to bite it, I was smirking the whole time

What's the weirdest role you have been offered?

A tv series where I was inside abraham lincoln's hat, and I would come out and kill people.

Who was your role model growing up

My parents. They never treated me any different than my other average sized siblings. I used to have to carry wood, feed the cows and pigs and farm animals.

What percentage of women would you say do not wear panties?

Well I'm the only one who can see!

Hey Verne, first of all lots of respect man!

Secondly, a question. Were you ever teased/bullied with your length as a child ?

If so, how did it affect you ?

I punched a bully in the nose one day for calling me the m word. He never used it again

Verne, you must answer this: A battle to the death between you and Ajay Kumar for the rights to shortest film star and a lifetime supply of Mountain Dew. Not who wins, but how do you win?

Thanks for all the laughs in everything we've gotten to see you perform in.

I would start off by shaking his hand. Being friendly, chit chat, then slap him in the face.

Next a swift knee to the groin.

Then I'd take out his legs with a leg sweep.

I'd finish him off with a People's Elbow. Then I'd stand over him and gloat that he shouldn't F with someone who is 2 inches taller than him.

get some.

If you could work with any actor that you have not worked yet who would it be

Clint Eastwood. I'd love to do a Western

Hey Verne! What's one thing about yourself that people don't know about you that you wish they did?

I'm fucking short

Verne, thank you for taking the time to an AMA.

I really enjoyed your World of Warcraft commercial.
Did you play?
Do you still?
Care to share a fun moment in WoW?

I play all the time! Im addicted to video games

What size shoe do you wear?

size 8 kids.

I read that you were a stuntman in the smash hit holiday classic "Jingle All the Way"? How was Arnold like behind the scenes? Is Sinbad really crazy?

Sinbad is hilarious. Arnold was HUUGGEE. I suggested he run for Governor one day. For better or worse he took my advice.

What was working with Heath Ledger like on The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus?

Amazing! One of of the greatest actors I've ever gotten to work with. Not just as an actor but as a person. I am honored to have been able to do that!

Hey Verne! What do you think of people that put ice in their milk?

crazy

Who is your celebrity crush?

anne hathaway

Hey Verne, welcome to reddit. So be honest, is that a baby’s hand holding an apple or are you just happy to see us?

happy to see you

Do you actually eat chocolate like a rabid badger?

hell yah

Verne! What's up man! Do you drive? If so, what kind of car do you whip around?

A benz convertible sitting on 20's with the bumps in the trunk.

Hey Verne! Love your work and thanks for doing the AMA. What's your favorite fan story?

A toothless lady in her mid 60s once stopped by a pop culture convention I was signing at, came up to the table, and told me she wanted to take me home, that she could just eat me up.

If you could do it all over again and be average height for a guy would you do it?

no I wouldnt. I'm happy!

What's your favorite electronic gadget that you own?

ps4. hands down

When Sony releases a slimmer Mini-PS4 they had better call you for the ad campaign.

i'd love it!

How did you like Sweden when you did the show "Welcome to Sweden" a few years ago?:)

EDIT: Spelling

it was a blast but I was freezing my ass off. You swedes are very friendly people!

Hi Verne, thanks a lot for doing this AMA, two questions about your role in Harry Potter; 1) Could you tell how successful the the films and the child actors would go on to become? 2) What was it like on set being next to the Hagrid robot/actor?

I honestly had no idea! the sets were amazing! He was so tall! I was the only american on the first film, and JK Rowling was known to say she only hired British Actors. I think thats why I never got the opportunity to play Griphook in the last two films. Thanks JK! Warwick Davis was the best person for the role

What's your favorite book and why?

Where the red fern grows

Hey Verne! Do you have any funny stories about Mike Myers and yourself getting into shenanigans?

in between scenes he would dance to his favorite music. that inspired me for my rap in the jail

Yo, I see that you play video games on occasion. Will you be getting Titanfall?

Still addicted to Assassin's Creed

Megan Fox, Jennifer Lawrence, & Kristen Stewart - Who would you kill, who would you fuck, who would you marry?

Kill: Kristen Stewart. Fuck: Megan Fox Marry: Jennifer Lawrence or Anne Hathaway.

Pancakes or waffles?

Waffles and syrup. and some butter

I love your work! Thanks for doing this AMA. How is it being famous? When did you first get into films?

got started in 93. A movie called Baby's Day Out. I was the stunt double for a baby. John Hughes produced it.

Verne, want to do lunch sometime?

Yeah I'll have my people call your people

Hi thanks for doing this AMA! Which actor have you enjoyed working with the most?

Heath Ledger

Have you seen the Celebrity Deathmatch episode you were portrayed in?

I got killed!

Hey Verne, is there ever going to be another Austin Powers? The world needs it!

hope so!

So, Verne, thanks for stoppin by! Serious question...which is your personal favorite combo?:

• Smoke and a pancake
• Flapjack and a cigarette
• Cigar and a waffle
• Pipe and a crepe
• Bong and a blintz

Also, can you verify the information linked below?

"You know who got the fattest asses and the best pussy...?"

bong and a blintz

Could you describe your perfect sandwich?

Breakfast sandwich: Peanut Butter and Jelly, on whole wheat toast. with an over easy egg on top.

Hey Verne, thanks for doing this AMA!

I love it when you show up on Celebrity Juice!

my questions:

1. What's your favorite memory from the show?

2. Is Leigh as crazy as Keith?

3. And any plans to go back on anytime soon?

Thanks!

My favorite moment was the "Is Verne Taller than a Traffic Cone" I kicked that cones ass! I'd love to go back!

Was it fun to work on Shasta Mcnasty? The chip and guacamole hat scene was a bit much but I liked you on the show.

Had a great time working with everyone. In that episode I got to bite a chicks ass!! Not a bad work day. Loved working with Dennis Dugan on the series

Hottest piece you ever had, go!

dominoes delivery. pepperoni.

Is there anything you only dreamed of doing as a child, that your fame or fortune has enabled you to do?

Travel the world. Help support the family, parents, and brother. especially my brother. hey bro

No question. Just a serious thank you for the laughs!

appreciate that.

Verne! Welcome to reddit! If you could change professions and do anything you wanted for the rest of your life, what would you do?

Well here's a list of jobs I did before I was an actor:

Telephone operator, candy wrapper.

I'd love to be a professional football player. Runningback!

Thanks for coming to Portsmouth. My photo with you is still my background

let's see it!

Hey Verne! Thanks for taking time out to do this! What was your favorite role so far? And Which was the most challenging?

Most challenging: Mini Me (didnt speak) so that was challenging. Favorite: Bit Players, short film (no pun intended)

I've enjoyed your work, and this AMA is awesome! I have some questions for you:

• Is there a role you would really like to play, whether on film or stage, remake or new?
• Have you ever pitched an idea for a show or movie?

I'd love to play a mobster!

Hey Verne! What's your favorite dipping sauce?

ranch

What's on the Verne Troyer rider?

Granola bars, peanut butter and jelly with wheat bread. peanut m&ms, snickers, sunkist, mountain dew, coca cola.

Hey Verne! Thanks for being here!

Have you been able to keep any props from any of your movies?

Yeah I steal them all. http://mashable.com/2014/02/13/verne-troyer-reddit-ama-mini-me-office/?utm_cid=mash-com-Tw-main-link

I'm a big fan, any new movies on the way are you working a lot.

Several films coming out this year! One is called Gnome, obviously I play the Gnome that kills people. I've got a documentary that is airing around the world right now called Incredibly Small world. It's about dwarves who have become successful in their trade. (bullfighters, actor, truck drivers)

I really loved doing the documentary because it shows average sized people that we can do everything they can, just in a different way.

I have a ton of appearances this year! I'll be at the Supanova pop culture convention in australia the first half of april. come out and see me.

Hey Verne! met you a few years ago in a nightclub meet and greet in Ireland.

What's your favorite country to visit and why?

Keep up the good work

South Africa! Loved Capetown. When I sat on the edge of table mountain, and then I also got to hold a baby lion.

Can you reply to this so I can legitimately say I've talked to Verne Troyer?

Thank you for the AMA and love your work! Keep em' coming!

you have now talked to verne troyer

Hai Verne!

How was it meeting the handsome lad Gavin Free?

Relevant: http://i.imgur.com/gsOV05j.png

it was nice!

Verne. Given that its valentines day here i was wondering if you could give a shout out to my fellow workers. They're bummed out today due to lack of dates and having to work. It would be highly appreciated.

happy Valentine's Day. Hope you get lucky.

Hey Verne, thanks for doing this.

What was the hardest scene in the Austin Powers movies to film without breaking character?

Edit: Pretty sure this is it...

cat scene!

Hello Mr. Troyer, what's your favorite videogame?

assassin's creed!

What is the craziest dream you've ever had?

My craziest dream I've ever had was from the Chuckwagon commercials, where the cat was chasing the chuckwagon?

The dream was that I was about to be eaten!

Hey Verne!

Any interesting stories from the set of 1996's Pinocchio's Revenge?

I couldn't move! the suit was so restricting. I remember trying to run down the street and almost fell over.

Hey Verne, if asked, would you do another Austin Powers?

Richard Pryor

If you could give me one piece of relationship advice, what would it be?

be patient.

Hey Verne, if you were a man of average height, what kind of work do you think you be in?

I'd love to play football

Are you a cat person or a dog person?

hamster. i like my pets small

I can't think of a good question, dammit. So here's a question that everyone always likes to know:

Favorite pizza topping/pizza place?

Antico Forno in Venice Italy. pepperoni and cheese

What would I find in your refrigerator right now?

Sunkist, expired milk. bread maybe, and salami. maybe some candy.

Was there ever a chance of a fourth Austin powers movie? I heard so many rumors

ask Mike! I hope so

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I listen to all kinds. anything you can dance to!

Who are your "heroes"?

my parents!

I don't know if this was already asked but what do you like to do when you're not working. I love your movies cause you got talent!

play video games. and sleep. its not out of the ordinary for me to sleep for 15 hours in one night

Hmm, this may be more interesting than usual:

Would you rather fight 1 Horse-sized Duck or 100 Duck Sized Horses?

1 horse sized duck

Hey, Verne.

I did a lot of stand up comedy in LA before I became a writer, and I unfortunately was subjected to being in the presence of Ranae Shrider more than a few times. For some reason she thought she had a chance in stand up, or acting, or whatever the fuck she wanted to do.

All I want to say is, brother man, I'm sorry you had to go through all of that crap, I really am. I know what it's like to have trust betrayed by a succubus she demon from the lowest depths of Hell. Do you know Lillith? My ex girlfriend. Our relationship was the foundation for Ron and Tammy Swanson.

No question, just hope that all is well and that you are having fun living life. Thanks for making me laugh when I was finishing High school. Few things did, but you were one of them. Best wishes and one love, brotha!

thank you bro!

Verne, would you ever do a horror movie?

Btw do you have a favourite horror movie?

Legend! its coming out soon!

Greetings from a sleeping England, Verne!

What is your favourite colour? Mine is orange...

black.

Hey Verne, seen alot of your stuff throughout the years, but i've got to admit, my favorite has to be on Celebrity Juice.

Is there a chance i might see yourself and Leigh Francis [Keith Lemon] working together again in the future ?

hopefully if my schedule permits! Love doing the show. LEIGH!