Ice Cube. Kevin Hart. Ask us anything.

Ice Cube: Do you feel like a cannibal when you have drinks with ice cubes in?

yes.

For both Cube & Hart: Did Conan approach you guys for that skit about riding through Hollywood, or did you guys approach him? I thought it was great .. I LOL'd when Conan ordered Wendy's

Conan approached us to do the skit. Laughed out loud when I saw it.

Conan approached us and it was all done without any prep.

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thank you, sir, can I have another?

Was today a good day?

yes. but busy, wish I was watching the playoffs.

Cube: What is your biggest regret as an artist?

Not being able to work with Dr. Dre as much on music.

For Kevin Hart: You find a lot of comedy in male insecurities, including a famous bit where you express fear that your son will be gay. You praised Frank Ocean at the MTV VMAs in 2012 for having the courage to come out, and recently said in an interview that you don't do jokes any more about gays. What changed your mind on this subject of humor?

It's just a sensitive topic and I respect people of all orientations. So, it's just best left alone.

Cube and Kevin: What are the dumbest rumors you've heard about yourselves?

Thanks for doing this AMA!

I heard that I didn't have any thumbs.

That I was dead! Totally untrue. I can prove it.

Cube: Why did you make "Are We There Yet"?

For my fans' kids. I didn't like little kids only having Friday to laugh to.

WHERE THE WEED SPOT AT?

You tell me.

For both of you guys!

When was the first time you realized that you were actually a celebrity and how did it feel?

Also thanks for doing this AMA.

PS. I'm still bumping to it was a good day!

When I went to MCDs and they gave me free nuggets.

When my mom asked for an autograph for her friends, I knew I was famous. Still feels good.

How hard was it to keep a straight face during scenes with Kevin?

No. Just thought about how much money he was going to ask to do the sequel. Stayed pissed off.

Ice cube: Do you think your acting career has helped or hindered your reputation as a rapper?

Only an insecure person would worry about their reputation as a rapper. I do what I feel when I feel it. My rep is cemented.

How far away are we from the next Friday movie? Also will Smokey be making a return? When are y'all going on First Take again?

The next Friday movie is caught up in development hell at New Line Cinema. Pray that we get it outta there.

For kevin hart: Would this movie w/ Ice cube be a memorable time for you?

Nothing with Ice Cube is a memorable time! He's a bully.

Kevin, you better like me or else!

Ice Cube, who do you got winning the Super Bowl?

Seahawks

I saw your promo you guys did with Conan O'brien awhile back. How fun is it working with Conan? Is he the whitest man in america?

It's always fun working with Conan. He is definitley not the whitest man in America. We plan on starting a rap group together.

He's definitely the whitest guy in America but we had a ball filming that sketch.

Tits or ass?

Ass.

Kevin what is the first thing you do in the morning?

It rhymes with sex.

Cube: How did John Singleton convince you to do a screen test for Boyz N the Hood? It's to my understanding you were hesitant.

Kevin: Of the many movies you have lined up to come out (after Ride Along), which one are you most excited about?

He pursued me for two years. I was hesitant because I didn't think I was qualified. He showed me I was.

Ice Cube! What is your favorite Hip-Hop album?

Public Enemy's It Takes a Nation A Millions To Hold Us Back.

Hi guys! What could you see yourself doing if you weren't in the entertainment industry?

Robbing old people.

Trying to get into the entertainment industry.

Cube: Most interesting memories of working with David O. Russell and Spike Jonze?

David's spat with George Clooney was pretty interesting and funny.

Who goes harder: Ice Cube, WC, Mack 10, Chocolate Drop or Uncle Al?

Chocolate Drop.

I definitley go harder, then WC, bring up the rear Chocolate Drop.

I definitley go harder, then WC, bring up the rear Chocolate Drop.

For Hart: A lot of your jokes are based off you being short and black. What would be your next go-to jokes if you were neither of those?

It would be about me being tall and Chinese.

Kevin, Is your uncle still your physical trainer? Any other stories about times he talks to you like you're working out in the prison yard?

Yeah, he's the best. Right now we use the Foreman Grill as a weight to increase the stamina and balance in the yard.

Not a question. Just wanted to say Kevin you are freakin hilarious. Laugh at my pain is one of my favorite stand ups.

Ice Cube it was pretty cool meeting you when you were on tour around the universities promoting your movie.

Thank you man, you're my new best friend.

I'm one of the four guys in Radio Silence who made Devil's Due coming out the same weekend. If anyone kicks our ass, I want it to be you guys.

Edit: Also wanna welcome you to reddit!

Thank you. Wish you guys were on another date. Good luck.

holy shit I've never been so early to an AMA before..

Kevin: What was the hardest part about making it big in comedy? Mr. Cube, whats you're favorite beverage?

Water.

To Kevin- would you ever try acting in any other genre besides comedy?

Yes, I've been thinking about going to Cinemax for soft porn.

Kevin - what's your height? Cause everyone you post up next to is always taller than you. And I love all of your stand ups and movies. Respect how you never forget your roots.

Cube -Do you ever look back at where you first started in the rap game? And how much of a change do you feel it had made upon your career where you're at now?

I'm 5'4" but with a Timberland boot I can get to 6'4"!

There is no career without the rap game for me. It was my launching pad.

Kevin: The episode of Real Husbands of Hollywood where Chris Rock "endorses" products is actually the funniest thing I've ever seen. How did Chris react when you pitched that to him?

He loved it which is why he ended up doing it. Best friends forever!

Hart: Vine or Instagram?

Instagram.

Hart: What is the best show you have ever done?

A hand show when I was a hand model for Red Rooster's hot sauce.

For both of you: What's your favorite kind of sandwich?

Pastrami on a french roll with yellow mustard, pickles and peppers.

Peanut butter and jelly.

Pastrami on a french roll with yellow mustard, pickles and peppers.

Kevin how did you get the red Octobers?

That information is top secret.

Ice Cube: in regards to music what are you most proud of?

Solo career

Ice Cube: who do you think is the greatest comedian of all time? Kevin Hart: who do you think is the greatest comedian of all time?

Eddie Murphy is the greatest comedian of all times. Stage, television and movie Master.

Hi Kevin! What was it like working with Stallone and De Niro while filming Grudge Match? Who do you think would win if they fought in real life?

It was amazing and Stallone by a landslide.

To both: What is item #1 on your "bucket list" that you haven't done yet?

Visit the pyramids in Egypt.

Would you guys rather fight an ostrich, or a dude fighting with his feet?

I rather fight an ostrich. I've had several run ins with a few ostriches back in the day, kicked their ass.

Dude fighting with his feet.

The real question here is how are you two so fucking hilarious!!! Do you consider this movie one of your best pieces you've done?

yes. Ride Along is one of my best all around movies.

Ice Cube: Do you still keep it real?

Yes, he does.

Best experience while touring?

Being on stage with my heroes.

Which of you is funnier?

Kevin

Cube: Where does that cold-ass guitar riff from "Today Was a Good Day" come from? Everytime I pick up my guitar I sing Dooo-waa Dooo-waa, then I pick that little riff. =)

Kevin: I always thought that being an awards-host puts a comic on a tight balancing rope as far as offending people/getting laughs. Did you enjoy doing it, or was there a "rider" full of things you weren't allowed to use for jokes?

Of course I enjoyed it, it's about pushing the envelope when you host those types of events.

Hey Cube and Hart!

Cube: How will this movie with Kevin Hart differ from your other movies with other comedians i.e. Chris Tucker, Mike Epps...?

Kevin Hart: are you working on any other stand up projects? I went to go see you live in Phoenix and also went to go watch your movie. You sir, are hilarious!

Thanks guys!

It's better. Me and Kevin display a different kind of chemistry, not seen since the like of 48 Hours, Lethal Weapon and Bad Boys.

Right now I'm building a new hour of material. I should be ready to tour in 2015.

Kevin! As a vertically challenged person myself I'm wondering if you think people find it funny when you go HAM because you're short? or do they take you seriously most of the time?

People take me serious all the time because of my prison background.

What is your favorite moment in movie making thus far?

Being casted.

If you had to listen to one song for the rest of your life, what song would it be?

Knee Deep by Funkadelic.

for both of you, how was everything in the making of this movie? was it fun? btw I love the both of you guys, you're hilarious! much love from jersey!

This movie was amazingly fun. Me and Cube had amazing chemistry.

Mr. Cube. Mr. Hart. Big fan of your work. Here's wishing you both continued success.

Question for both: judging from the trailers, your new movie seems like it was a blast to record. What was the most fun about being on set with each other?

Hearing Kevin crack jokes about everybody on the crew

Did any gangsta rappers come to the premiere of Are We There Yet?

Just one. Yours truly. Stop hating on the kids.