Hello, I am Rob Delaney, come ask me questions

YO! I'm not answering questions on this page. Please come over to this:

http://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1s6azr/rob_delaney_ama_dec_9_2pm_est_in_riama/?sort=confidence

BUT YOU TWEETED THIS LINK!!!

come here please: http://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1s6azr/rob_delaney_ama_dec_9_2pm_est_in_riama/?sort=new

I'm so confused. Who am I?

be who you are here: http://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1s6azr/rob_delaney_ama_dec_9_2pm_est_in_riama/?sort=new

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Hey Rob,

I am a gay man in college. Convince me in 10 words or less to switch over to a vagina lover.

No! Be gay & have fun & be happy touching penis(es).

If you had to blow one (1) celebrity, who would it be and why is it Ethan Hawke?

It's common knowledge that his penis tastes like hickory rubbed rib-eye, so sucking it isn't gay, it's just smart.

Did the Mitt Romney campaign ever respond to you publicly or privately during the campaign? You used to tweet all kinds of crazy stuff at them, but I never saw them reply. Did you ever get any word that they were reading it?

Nope! They were smart and didn't let me know they saw it. Wow oh wow would it have been fun if they had gotten in touch with me.

What is your favorite medium for telling jokes? Also will you ever consider coming back to iowa city?

Live to your face. That's the best medium by a lot. Yes, I'll come back to Iowa City.

Who in your opinion is the funniest person on twitter?

Last tweet I RTd was by @boring_as_heck. He's amazing. I don't have one favorite person.

I met my girlfriend at one of your comedy shows. (At the Bottletree in Birmingham, AL.) So thanks for that Rob.

Wow! I loved that place. Such a cool venue. Have you posted any videos online where I could watch you guys make love?

Aliens land in your backyard, they step out of their pimp-ass spaceship and start walking towards you house. What do you do?

Lube up my stinker.

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No, I'm going on Thursday. And I don't mosh anymore because I'm a responsible dad.

What has been your favourite Twitter interaction to date and why? (eg. Company PR, celebrity, etc)

Any with Margaret Atwood. WHY does she interact with me? I cannot believe it.

Wait. We ask you questions here, or at the link you provided? That just links to a post about this AMA being here in r/IAmA. I am confused.

At this one please: http://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1s6azr/rob_delaney_ama_dec_9_2pm_est_in_riama/?sort=new

Are you moist right now?

Oh yeah.