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robdelaney29 karma

YO! I'm not answering questions on this page. Please come over to this:

http://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1s6azr/rob_delaney_ama_dec_9_2pm_est_in_riama/?sort=confidence

RyanCast113 karma

BUT YOU TWEETED THIS LINK!!!

IAMA_Cylon7 karma

I'm so confused. Who am I?

robdelaney20 karma

The book that I wrote, Rob Delaney: Mother Wife Sister Human Warrior Falcon Yardstick Turban Cabbage is available at all good bookstores in the US, Canada, the UK, Australia & New Zealand. You may also order it here: www.robdelaney.com

RyanCast120 karma

Hey Rob,

I am a gay man in college. Convince me in 10 words or less to switch over to a vagina lover.

robdelaney56 karma

No! Be gay & have fun & be happy touching penis(es).

JF_1919 karma

If you had to blow one (1) celebrity, who would it be and why is it Ethan Hawke?

robdelaney42 karma

It's common knowledge that his penis tastes like hickory rubbed rib-eye, so sucking it isn't gay, it's just smart.

dat_chip12 karma

Did the Mitt Romney campaign ever respond to you publicly or privately during the campaign? You used to tweet all kinds of crazy stuff at them, but I never saw them reply. Did you ever get any word that they were reading it?

robdelaney19 karma

Nope! They were smart and didn't let me know they saw it. Wow oh wow would it have been fun if they had gotten in touch with me.

jakejohnnolan9 karma

What is your favorite medium for telling jokes? Also will you ever consider coming back to iowa city?

robdelaney11 karma

Live to your face. That's the best medium by a lot. Yes, I'll come back to Iowa City.

nippletang8 karma

Who in your opinion is the funniest person on twitter?

robdelaney8 karma

Last tweet I RTd was by @boring_as_heck. He's amazing. I don't have one favorite person.

artfufkin4 karma

I met my girlfriend at one of your comedy shows. (At the Bottletree in Birmingham, AL.) So thanks for that Rob.

robdelaney37 karma

Wow! I loved that place. Such a cool venue. Have you posted any videos online where I could watch you guys make love?

Some_Crazy_Canuck3 karma

What has been your favourite Twitter interaction to date and why? (eg. Company PR, celebrity, etc)

robdelaney10 karma

Any with Margaret Atwood. WHY does she interact with me? I cannot believe it.

bbooth763 karma

Wait. We ask you questions here, or at the link you provided? That just links to a post about this AMA being here in r/IAmA. I am confused.

heisenberg2183 karma

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robdelaney7 karma

No, I'm going on Thursday. And I don't mosh anymore because I'm a responsible dad.

KushTheKitten3 karma

Aliens land in your backyard, they step out of their pimp-ass spaceship and start walking towards you house. What do you do?

robdelaney12 karma

Lube up my stinker.

tnjed861 karma

Are you moist right now?

robdelaney3 karma

Oh yeah.