I've been defenestrated, shot at, thrown into walls, fallen 25 feet hundreds of times. I got paid to call Justin Bieber a bitch. I've been a stunt nerd, zombie, cowboy, ninja and pirate. Stunt performer for live shows, film and TV. AMA
My short bio: I have been performing in live stunt shows since 2007, got my first TV stunt gig on Glee in 2010. Currently Saxon the purple pirate at Pirate's Dinner Adventure in Buena Park full time (also at the Wild West Stunt Show at Knott's Berry Farm) and work other stunt jobs when I can get them.
Happy to dig up more concrete proof if I need to.
*Edit: Thanks Reddit, this was a lot of fun! I intend to start releasing stunt videos on a regular basis starting in the new year. Keep an eye on my youtube channel for some cool stuff coming up: http://www.youtube.com/user/StoneMountainStunts