Edit: Just sent proof off to the mods!
Edit 2: I haven't been working for that long, nor am I working for much longer, I just thought this has given me a lot of insight to something I would never normally experience.
Edit 3 8:09PM PST: Heading off to work guys! Questions are still kinda coming in, so I'll answer anything else when I get home! I'm usually too wired from red bull to fall asleep right away...
Edit 4 3:18AM PST: I'm going to bed. I answered everything worth answering from while I was gone! If the questions keep coming, I'll keep answering.