We are 3 nerds that teach guys how to pick up girls. We are the real life Hitch and we have just hit 100 million views on YouTube. Ask us anything.

would you ever do a 4 way with a one girl and all you guys together?

DOWN.

-Jason

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edit: Not down. -Kong

How do you pick up teenager girls? It's a whole different world.

If by "whole different world" you mean WAY easier.

Teenage girls are impressed easily. Teenage boys are mostly awkward and shy and have absolutely no balls whatsoever.

If you separate yourself from the awkward sea of teenage guys out there, you'll get laid. A lot.

Remember. Wear a condom.

-Jesse

Plot twist: that was a 30 year old man you just gave advice to.

HAHAHAAHAHA

What do you guys think of /r/noFap?

basically they all tried it when they weren't getting laid and it gave them the extra boost to get laid because they were so horny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVjcRSeQsr0

^This.

Do girls ever recognize you guys as "those pickup guys on youtube"?

It happens occasionally. The funny thing is, the girls are actually MORE down after they find out. You'd think the opposite because it would seem like a turn-off to girls. But they find it intriguing.

-Jason

Yes, and it's usually a good thing

-Kong

Why have you stopped posting videos frequently?

The three of us currently do:

1) Weekly content for Project GO (podcast, uncut video, QA and live streams) 2) Weekly articles on our main site. 3) Simple 30 4) Youtube

That is a LOT of weekly content. We are simply do not have the manpower to get everything done.

HOWEVER, we are dedicating this summer to making a ton of youtube videos. Stay tuned.

-Jesse

What happened after 'How To Win A Girl's Heart' video? Did you guys really get laid?

Unfortunately we cannot go into details because of legal reasons. But I will say this:

Whatever you "think" happened, happened. :)

-Jesse

i am such a huge fan of this channel because it's funny yet still genuine. Being that I am a female, what do you think is the best advice you can give a girl on picking up guys???

That's a tough one. The male brain is wired completely differently when it comes to attraction. But generally, I think guys like it when girls are really outgoing and confident in themselves (but not so confident that the guy feels inferior).

Also, summer dresses are always a huge plus.

-Kong

Worst rejection you've heard? Who gets rejected most?

Any sting extra hard? Thanks SP, love you guys. And update your Youtube more often! ;)

One time a girl started blowing me and decided halfway through that she didn’t want to anymore. Maybe my balls stank. That was definitely my worst rejection.

-Jason

Do you guys ever date any of the girls in the videos?

Yes.

If you're subscribed to Project GO, you would know who :)

-Kong

(Anyone of you ) Have you gotten shit on your dick while doing anal?

Yes. It was painful because every time I would pump, the piece of rock-hard shit would scrape my spongey cock head. I finally pulled out and saw a nugget the size of a penny stuck to my dick.

But that hasn't stopped me from further exploration of anal cavities. -Jason

Where do you guys see yourselves in 5 years?

Hopefully running a very huge nonprofit (I'm starting that project now).

-Kong

Was there any moment, like an epiphany, where you guys just realized that talking to women and flirting was not a big deal or was it a slow gradual change in personality?

Overall it was a gradual change, but there are key moments that really made things click for me.

One of the biggest ones was when I started what I call "machine gun approaching" where I just talk to every single girl that walks by, no matter how hot they are. It took my game to a new level and made me stop giving a shit about rejection. It was also the first time I experienced god mode.

-Kong

What do you guys think about long distance relationships?

They don't work.

-Kong

Does Kong shit on girls titties?

Occasionally... -Kong

what ethnicity is jason? is he part asian? ive always wondered this...

Half Japanese, half various white ethnicities

-Jason

Whats the best way to reach God Mode? And how to easily overcome fear and have fun?

The best way to reach God Mode is to approach as many women as possible in as short of a time as possible. That can even mean just saying "hi" to 10 girls in a row and nothing else.

-Jesse

Wrong! God Mode is achieved through bath salts.

That too.

-Kong

What are your opinions on hardcore shemale hentai?

I watch it every morning.

-Kong

What were your original majors in college and how did you guys meet?

Jesse and I met on an pickup forum (similar to the one we have now: http://simplepickup.com/forum). Jason and Jesse met in history class because Jason was trying to cheat off of Jesse.

Majors are: Kong - Business Administration / Entrepreneurship Jesse - Business Administration / Marketing Jason - Psychology

-Kong

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Kong

From seeing all the of them i would agree Kong is the best overall.

Jesse is the best and gets laid the most.

-Jesse

Hey guys, I was at the Casino recently, and met a girl that was a complete 10. I ballsed up, and started talking to her, and her friend! It was insanely hard to occupy both of them, once the other friend shut the hell up I started talking to "Jessee" Jessee, and I hit it off. When we started making out about 20 minutes later. When ever I had to leave I found out from the other friend when I asked for her number, the "Jessee" has a boyfriend, no not a boyfriend, a fiance. Yeah, a fiance! Too bad. I walked off and stated hitting on other girls! Got a few numbers. The reason I wrote all this is to say! YOU GUYS CHANGED MY LIFE!!!! I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER! <3

Love you too

-Jason

I'm always running out of stuff to say when talking to girls which is totally awkward. What can I do about it?

Start saying ANYTHING and EVERYTHING that comes to mind. Even if it makes absolutely no sense. After a while of doing this, your brain learns to spout words at the drop of a hat. It takes practice but eventually you will never run out of things to say.

-Jesse

Is Jesse really the man whore of the group? He seems like the man whore.

Yes. -Jesse

Do you look down on insecure people?

Of course not. Everyone is insecure in their own way. No one is perfect and anyone who tells you otherwise is full of shit.

Being insecure about things is just a part of life. There are things you can do to be more secure, and that's what you should strive for. -Jesse

How often do you guys perform group sex with each other?

LIEK EVERY DAY!

were you 3 guys ever in love?

Yes, all three of us have been.

Simple Pickup how do you guys handle confrontations, such as a amog, or someone from a mixed group wants to fight you?

"Hey dude, you got some white stuff on the corner of your mouth. What is that?"

That line has tooled so many guys that try to fuck with me it's not even funny.

-Jesse

What's the most ridiculous or outrageous thing the three of you have said or done to a girl (in a cold approach), and got a positive response?

"Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?"

-Kong

everyone's penis size?

7,6,1

I live at parents house, where to get laid?

Go to her house.

-Jesse

who do you think is the smoothest 'pickup-er' out of you guys?

thanks and love the show.

Kong is probably the "smoothest," but that doesn't necessarily mean he gets laid the most :)

-Jason

Have you guys ever kissed eachother?

Also do you guys have a routine to avoid falling into old habits?

We kiss each other all the time.

-Jason

I've had sex numerous times because of you, guys. I just wanted to say thanks.

So, thanks.

You're welcome. Next time you get laid, think of me. Inside you.

-Jesse

How has creating the simplepickup changed your lives?

Yes, drastically. I'm almost afraid to think about where I would be without it.

-Kong

What is the biggest thing a guy can do to step up his game? ( From being terrible and barely approaching to actually going out there and getting results)

Stop sitting inside your house all day. There is an entire world out there that you can explore. Nothing will come out of you sitting inside all the time.

-Jesse

Hey guys.

On your 'Top 10 Mistakes Guys Make on a 1st Date' list, you list 'not being yourself' as a reason.

Now, many other pickup artists say that being 'yourself' is a problem, because that same 'self' was the reason to your lack of success with women in the first place, because your personality was either bad, boring, lame or whatever.

What should a dude do here?

Basically, you need to embrace the parts of you that you're not embracing.

For example, I am an introvert. I never truly embraced this until I was an adult. And when I did, I realized that it was OK to be an introvert. In fact, it was a huge plus in many situations.

Obviously there are things about you that you SHOULD change. If you're overweight, fix that because it's dangerous. If you're shy, fix that because shy-ness doesn't get you anywhere.

But certain qualities aren't meant to be changed and should be embraced. It's fairly common sense to figure out what those are.

-Jesse

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I'm proud of you. Losing weight is a huge life milestone and you fucking did it. Good job.

The first thing I'd do is just start being more social in general. Enjoy your new body and start meeting people.

-Jesse

What triggered your journeys to become beasts?

P.S. I <3 you guys.

For me, it was the fact that I had horrible social anxiety. It was so bad that I couldn't even look people in the eye or even go to the grocery store.

And I didn't want to take any medications, so I started exploring other ways of "curing" my anxiety.

Cold approaching women literally was the ONLY answer I found that worked. It fucking cured my horrible panic attacks and anxiety. This is one of the main reasons I'm so passionate about others learning this stuff.

-Jesse

Do you guys sometimes doubt yourselves?

Always. Who doesn't? What sets apart the winners and losers is how you handle it when it happens.

-Kong

How do I get rid of the hair on my ass??

You don't.

-Jesse

Did you guys ever get hustled in Asia? I heard many stories of young girls hustling foreigners in shady restaurant/bars/clubs.

Nothing crazy. The one time I remember it happening is when we bought noodles from a street vendor for ~50 cents US and the next day, he jacked it up to $1.00 US. We just laughed and paid him anyway.

-Kong

How do you react when you see a girl who has already rejected you? I mean like when you see her and she sees you at a mall or a library or bar or something. do you ignore her and walk past her? or do you try again and hit on her?

It depends on the rejection. Was she angry? Or was she still smiling?

If a girl doesn't like you - there's absolutely no point doing anything. Just ignore.

But if she rejected you in a somewhat playful way, then of course keep talking to her.

-Jason

what the hell happened to bones??

Ate him.

-Kong

You guys have any advice for people who are little over weighted? I'm little over weighted and because of it I feel like girls wouldn't like me! How do i over come that?

Doesn't matter. I have a friend who is almost 300 pounds and still gets laid like a boss.

If it bothers you that much, lose the weight. It's better for your health anyway.

-Kong

How would you suggest for me to pickup girls at bars/clubs/etc when im living with my parents, and cant afford to move out

When you live at home with your parents, you just need to improvise. When I lived at home I would hook up with girls in my car, parks, etc.

If you really want something you'll figure out a way to do it. Also, you could always go back to her place.

-Jesse

Hey guys, big fan of your success, congratulations.

2 questions.

1. I have huge AA, how do I get over that?
2. What hobbies would you guys suggest for meeting new people?

1) Stop being a pussy. Life isn't going to wait for you. Time passes no matter what. The question is - what will you do with that time? 2) Yoga. OMG YOGA GIRLSDLSKAJDSL;KFJA;S

-Jesse

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It depends. I think it's good in the sense that it exposes people to sex and moves people toward the idea that it shouldn't be a big deal.

However, it's bad because now people watch it too much. They might get addicted to it or they might get the wrong idea of what sex is supposed to be.

As with everything, it's good in moderation.

-Kong

Have any of you guys ever received a girls number when their father was right there?

Yes, I have. You have to do something like that tastefully, otherwise it can go sour very fast.

If you come across as genuine and safe, you shouldn't run into trouble.

-Jesse

I attend an all-women's college and have used some of your tricks! Thank you. How have your families reacted to what you guys do and your successful youtube channel?

Are you female? I don't get it. You attend an all-women's college and use our methods to pick up girls? HOW DID YOU GET IN?

-Jesse

hi, you said you were motivated because of your high anxiety and inability to make eye contact; so I know you know how crippling anxiety can be; My question is did you have any special way or thought process to make that leap from that crippling anxiety stage to the stage where you were cold approaching people in the street?

Getting good at socializing with random people transcends ALL aspects of your life. If you ACTUALLY do it, it can be a "magic-pill" (in a sense). For those of you who are doing it - good fucking job. Keep pushing yourself to the absolute limit every time you go out. It will pay off.

But the truth is a LARGE portion of people will not do anything. That is the nature of people; a portion will take action while the rest will jerk off and squirt yogurt into their shower drains instead. They will make up excuses that they deep down KNOW are invalid, yet they will defend them to the bitter end. Are you in this category? Have you been putting bullshit limitations on yourself? Do you rationalize your negative actions with excuse after excuse?

Then there's another group of people that WILL do something.... eventually. This is also a shitty group to be in. They rationalize and tell themselves that ONE DAY they will be amazing. ONE DAY they will talk to a random girl. ONE DAY... blah blah. That day might actually eventually come.. but the time wasted leading up to it is depressing as fuck.

A trait that a lot of the world's most successful people have is a fast "speed of implementation". This means when they learn something they implement it IMMEDIATELY. The faster you execute things you learn the more quickly you adapt, and evolve your ideas and yourself ...and the faster you will reach your goals. The people who have the "one day.." mentality will still progress at a snails pace when they've reached that "one day". This is because they've trained their mind to slowly integrate new ideas into their life.

Replace "one day" with "FUCKING NOW".

So to answer your question, how did i make that "leap" it's quite simple:

Once people become aware of something it can propel them to change. So the fact that I'm telling you that a LOT of people won't do anything will be enough for many of of you to actually take action. It's a weird but effective truth.

When I realized that most people didn't do shit with their lives, I made it my fucking MISSION to not be part of that crowd.

-Jesse

That girl you actually called back from the "Getting Pantsed" video..... have any of you guys slept with her?

lol...

How do you get a girl that thinks you'll break her heart. Because I already asked her out and the reason was she ddidn't know me and she didn't want her heart broken. Help????

DO NOT LEAD GIRLS ON. I feel so bad for girls that are afraid to have fun because they don't want their "heart broken". You need to let them know your intentions up front.

So if your intentions are to only have sex with her, make sure she knows it. If she's not interested and is too worried about having her heart broken, then leave her alone and don't break her damn heart.

-Jesse

Which episode was the most fun for you guys?

Probably the Batman episode.

-Jesse

Jason, what's ur haircut style name?

Gay boy.

-Jesse

Love your videos, have followed you from back in the CC days, though don't think we ever met. Help me on this RECURRING LIMITING BELIEF. Just turned 40, salt n pepper hair, the whole deal. I'm fairly successful though changing careers and at times challenging health throws me for a loop. Usually prefer girls 10+ years my younger, and have had periodic success. But the belief keeps creeping back..I'm being creepy...they so young...I'm old...I'm blah. HOW CAN I CRUSH THIS RECURRING LIMITING BELIEF ONCE AND FOR ALL?!!? Thanks guys, look fwd to more vids

I've met so many older guys with smoking hot, younger women. That's just the truth.

There are a TON of older guys out there living the bachelor life and banging girls in their 20s. The fact that this is happening on this planet should be enough validation for you .

And, wow casanova crew days? You've been around the scene for a while :)

-Jesse

Does kong still ocasionally play starcraft 2 for fun ? :)

Yes. -Kong

guys does it matter if you have a hairy butt hole?

Jesse has a very hairy butthole and girls keep coming back for more. So no, it doesn't matter.

-Kong

Hi Simple Pickup! I want to use some of your moves at hot girls at my school, but I'm afraid to do it because I see them everyday. What should I do? Thanks!

If you're in school, simply just be social with her. You don't need to do any 'moves' on her, just talk to her. Be confident, talk with purpose and you'll be fine.

-Jason

Hey you guys, just wondering what each of your favorite pick ups were from your videos.

My favorite was the embarrassing items video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqV-c_npeJ4). That was the most fun to film and also the hardest because we kept laughing so hard as we pulled out the props.

If you watch the part where the girl sniffs the anal beads, you can see Jesse desperately trying to not laugh.

-Kong

am an Indian and this is my question to the Indian dude, can brown guys pick up asian girls?? and what about other girls?? i heard brown guys are total turn off in foreign countries esp. USA

Dude... Jesse is brown.

-Kong

1) Do you listen to music before you pickup girls? If so, what songs/artists?

2) Funniest pickup story?

1) I listen to music as I'm showering/getting ready to go out, usually some crazy electro artist like Skrillex or Zomboy

2) I went on a date recently and kind of forgot what the girl looked like. I saw her at the bar waiting for me and so I started talking to her. 5 minutes in, I realized that this wasn't the girl so I asked her "who are you waiting for?" She says "you're Ted right?" I kid you not... at that very moment, her real date walks in looking very confused and we all just stood there awkwardly.

-Kong

You guys have done a lot of videos about talking to girls, but how do you get the kiss with only dancing?

There are a lot of ways, and we go through them all in Project GO but here's one technique that most guys don't know: bite her neck. It will turn her on like crazy and kisses will be very easy after that.

-Jason

Taking action. How did you guys suddenly decide to get off your ass and make youtube videos? I've been researching the ideas of "motivation" but I still can't do day game even though I want to... Day game, going out and applying for jobs, etc. all can't be achieved by the simple phrases "Go" or "Just do it".

You make it a habit and force yourself to do it EVERY DAY NO MATTER WHAT. It will be painful (mentally) for the first 2-3 weeks but after that, it will become a part of you.

Does that mean going out solo if I can't find anyone?

Yes.

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ANYWHERE there are girls. If you are in a public place and there are females around, then that's a good place to pick-up girls.

Waiting for the 'perfect conditions' is what leads to failure in this whole thing.

I have been watching you guys for over a year now (on youtube and simplepickup.com), and have been going out consistently since then. in fact in the past month i have gone with friends to the mall 5 days a week and have talked to at least 3-4 girls a day. just doing that immensely changed my game. after the first three weeks, all that time and dedication finally paid off when i met someone i was genuinely attracted to(we've been going out for a week and i plan on fucking her within the next couple days). anyway i just wanted to thank you guys for doing what u do, because you truly inspired me and motivated me to just go out there not give a fuck and just have fun. Thanks! and keeps up the great work.

I love reading stuff like this. It gives me a mind-boner.

Awesome job, dude.

-Jesse

your tricks does not work in India Sadly :(

They do. I've received hundreds of messages from guys in India saying this works there. They do say they have to modify certain things because of the cultural difference - but the overall principles do work in India.

-Jesse

do girls like hair penis?

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?

What is the "Rejection" to "Win" ratio, roughly?..

I already know about rejection, but just move on and don't make a deal about it.

Uhhh.. Hm.

Rejection:Win varies so much, but i'd say it averages to about 10:1

A win being a date at the very least.

-Jason

Do you guys hit on girls absolutely anywhere, or are there certain places where you don't think it's a great place to hit on a girl (e.g. a semi-crowded bus)?

The only place where it's inappropriate to hit on girls is at an elementary school. Everywhere else is fair game.

-Jason

so middle school is fair game?

LOL

-Kong

Jesse (my Indian brother!!!), Kong, Jesse:

I'm on a dating website. I think I'm good looking, well-educated, and have a pretty easy to get along with personality. I've been told by a few female users that my profile is really funny. I get a fair amount of views and messages from women. However, I'm usually not interested in the women that message me. Of the women I do message, almost none respond. Yes, I'm picky, but I feel that I shouldn't settle. How can I increase my chances that women will respond to my messages? My messages are usually funny and somewhat nice, but this obviously isn't working. HELP!

Stop doing online dating. It attracts a large amount of crazy women (trust me, I've been there).

Get out there and talk to women in real life. You'll get a better gauge of their personality.

Sure, they might still turn out to be crazy, but after a while you develop a natural filtering system.

-Jesse

Any advice on picking up girls at the gym?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyXplN23ALM

How would you guys recommend asking a girl at my work out? I work in a restaurant and there is always people around that I work with all the time and there never seems to be any time alone. Should I just stop being a bitch and do it?

Yes. -Jason

hi Jason, Jesse and Kong. I have a few questions..

what course they did at college?

what is your favourite race of girls?

have you had a 3some with each other? or just a 3some

what do you guys do for a living and does simplepickup earn you enough money?

when was the last time u guys had a gf?

Too many questions... I'll answer the second to last one.

We do Simple Pickup full time.

-Kong

When you are getting girls' numbers for a video, how often do you actually call them?

We usually don't call girls back that we meet for YouTube videos.

But we almost always call the girls back that we meet for Project Go.

-Jason

hi guys.. during the time you produce these videos. did any of you have a serious relationship? i mean, its pretty good to fuck girls every night but dont you want to have something more stable ?

Yes, we've all been in serious relationships and may or may not be in them right now.

I feel like everyone goes through phases. At first you just want to go out and have sex with as many women as possible. But once that gets old you start realizing that certain things make you happy.

I believe that every guy should go through these 'phases'. Otherwise, they'll always think back to what they missed out on or they'll "settle" for a girl that they're not really supposed to be with.

Who has went the longest without sex?

We've all had dry spells. These usually last a few weeks or even a month. And it usually happens when we are extremely busy with work-related stuff.

But after a few weeks of a 'dry spell' something clicks in my brain and i HAVE to get laid. So I go out and make that happen.

-Jason

Whats the most messed up thing a girl asked you to do during sex. (any of you)

Slap her face multiple times REALLY hard.

-Jason

What is the weirdest sexual experience you've had? You are gods among men.

When a girl poured some water in her mouth and then spit it into mine and told me to swallow it. This was while we were having sex.

-Kong

hey would kong suck a russian cock for 1 mil usd?

Dude are you kidding me? Of course.

-Kong