We are Force and Sully, the Greenmen from Vancouver Canucks games. AMA!

Which player has been most provoked by your 'taunting'? I especially appreciate the waffle juggling!

Haha Keith hates us but our favourite has been Drew Doughty. He's always tried to be all tough but he's cracked a smile the last few times and jokes with us now.

Do you feel like you live up to Charlie Day's Green man?

I hope so. The guy is wicked. We try to live up to his and David Copperfield's standards.

First and foremost. As a diehard canucks fan, I love seeing you guys giving the gears to anyone fortunate enough to draw a penalty in the garage (it's still GM Place to me, damnit!)

But I have to ask.

Will we ever see another supremely illegal handstand?

See you guys in the playoffs!

First off, great name!

Secondly, we'll have to wait and see. We just can't touch the glass. We can handstand and not touch the glass. It's a loophole in the system.

Force and Sully,

I just want to say thank you.

I'm very close friends with Jessica "Redfield" Ghawi and her family. As you might have seen in the media, she was tragically killed in the theater shooting in Aurora, Colorado last year.

I know she met with you guys at a Canucks game, and she said you gave her a shirt. She loved the shirt and was so excited to meet you two.

I'll be honest, I'm not much of a hockey fan, but she couldn't wait to tell me all about meeting you guys even though I had no idea who you were.

I want to thank you for the happiness you brought her.

The links below are pictures of you guys with her, as well as her wearing the shirt you gave her.

http://i.imgur.com/LZkBo5L.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/tL41EK1.jpg

Thanks again.

for anyone who wants to accuse me of karma whoring, I already sent them a PM saying the exact same thing. I'm posting here as well to increase the chance of them seeing it. If you want proof I know Jessica Redfield, look through my post history.

Appreciate that Patrick. We were shocked and saddened to hear about Jessica. We had a great time hanging out with her during our time in Boston.

What do you guys think of the the reputation of a certain "very large area" in the spandex?

Pretty stoked that my junk now has it's own reputation - Sully

My parents are proud of me - Force

Which player have you had the best conversation with?

We were ready to give Mike Komisarek the gears when Toronto was in Vancouver last season. Instead he started chatting us up and told us he loves watching clips of our antics on YouTube. Awesome guy!

On a scale if 1-10, 10 being the highest how attractive do you think henrik lunqvist is

11

Best game you've ever been to?

Game 7. Chicago - Vancouver in 2011. Alex Burrows. Greatest moment ever!

How long have you guys had season tickets for those seats?

The guy we buy our tickets off of has had those seats since 1990.

Have the Canucks organization given you guys any special privelages or freedoms? Apart from the fact that you're always in those seats (I know they're a friends or something) does security know you? Like, how did you get a cutout of Vince Vaun (sp?) in or that poster from last night?

Also, the camera didn't really show the poster, what did it say?

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150569709358350&set=pb.215495793349.-2207520000.1366762651.&type=3&theater

We've all seen you at hockey games, but in what ways does wearing a green suit all the time affect other areas of your lives?

This is going to seem a little random, but because we are in the suits all game, we take a lot of photos with fans and high five anyone around us. Once we change in to our street clothes after the game, I still assume everyone wants high fives. They don't

What was Lucic really talking about when he was holding his fingers up next to each other? What other player have you had a laugh or conversation with?

We had prosthetic noses to make fun of his big nose. He was a beauty and told us his nose was way bigger, hence the hand gesture. It sucked the Bruins won, but we were happy to see a local kid win the cup

are you guys getting a good payday for these Pepsi billboards that I have been seeing

We've been paid in Crystal Clear Pepsi

Do you ever go poop during games? How long does it take to get that suit off for #2?

You don't want to know

Did you steal the idea from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Or did the green man idea exist before that?

Definitely stole the idea from IASIP. Those guys are beauties!

When did you feel you that your efforts began to be noticed/ significant?

What is the best response you have gotten?

Edit:proof added

Duncan Keith always drops F-bombs. I think we do a lot of good. You buy a ticket - you deserve entertainment. We try to help deliver that.

What would you guys do if you ran into the Blue Man Group?

It's happened before. It got weird. Tobias Funke blue himself.

You guys ever think about teaming up with the Green Bastard (bubbles from tbp)???

as a diehard trailer park boys and canucks fan this would be a dream come true

From parts unknown...

"Are you alright Corey? I don't give a fuck, actually!"

Gundy_92, Gristles, smokes NOW!

I remember you guys in my dream.

Yup, it was a good dream.

Good.

Dream.

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That's classic Scientiam. Please elaborate.

Okay, so where do I begin...

We'll cut past the childhood trauma and the lecture on neurological reactions and go to the day of the dream itself.

So there I am, a few days (I think) ago. After watching the Canadiens/Leafs game, I thought, "Damn, it's been a while since I watched hockey".

That in mind, I brushed my teeth and went to sleep. ^{after browsing reddit for 2hrs and perhaps a midnight fap, maybe.}

I fell asleep, and had a weird dream. I think I didn't fap, since I was pretty horny in my sleep. I had an odd dream that I was a Queen, perhaps in regard to a university I had applied to.

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So I was a Queen. In that dream, I was fucking starving (we'll talk about the horny bit later on). So I asked for something to eat (steak or some good shit like that).

Then all of a sudden, these oompa loompa's came out of fucking nowhere as fast as like... like a neutrino that saw a hot-damn fine electron.

I didn't notice, I was just impressed there was good food (FUCK I FORGOT WHAT I ATE).

So anyways, after I ate, it came to me. I was bored. Then I realized, yeah... hockey!

So I played hockey. As a Queen. A dude-queen. Not a gay-queen, or a queen-mattress, but a QUEEN. Need I say more?

I fucking owned those oompa loompa's harder than... than a man about to end a no-fap month. It was fucking beautiful, the cheers in the crowd. The fall of flowers, the greetings of people. The trophies, women, ice-cream and need I fucking say it? Yes, I'll say it: I'm still a fucking Queen!

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But then I saw the faces of the oompa loompa's, and I realized.

They had too much fucking make-up on, green as... a fucking caterpillar orgy.

Then I realized, everything in the ice rink was green. The crowd was green, my stick was green (hockey stick, mind you).

But what stood out, were two people in the crowd.

Two green people, but different from the others.

I thought they were the Sedin's, but then I realized...

Incest is illegal.

I couldn't quite put my tongue on it (fortunately), but then it came to me.

These two men, they were throwing hamburgers, cash, pancakes, shoes, crowns dildos, you fucking name it.

All in my honor.

Then it hit me,

not what they were throwing,

but who they were.

They were,

the Green Men.

Immediately after, I got slapped awake by my mother who told me I was late for work.

So that's that. Good times... good times.

I don't know how Reddit Gold works, but this man deserves it. I fully expect Daniel Day Lewis to play you when they make that dream a movie

Was it Nashville or the NHL who issued you a warning for touching the penalty box?

David Poile in Nashville. He thought it'd give them an edge in 2011. Worked out well for him.

What was it like sitting with Sophie Simmons last night? How did you guys get in touch with her to get her to sit with you guys?

Also, GO CANUCKS!

Edit: For those who don't know what I'm talking about, this happened.

It was magical. We offered a green suit but she declined. We met her at a KISS concert in the green suits. It was in Abbotsford and it was us and about 10,000 bikers in the crowd.

Is the girl who flashed Ben Eager in the series a couple years ago a frien of yours? Where were you that night?

Sully actually small world knew her from high school. No idea she was going to be there or do that. We were watching at a bar downtown.

Do you have to limit your beer intake in order to keep fitting into the suits? If so, is that feasible over the long term?

That can't be a serious question. We've received a few free flats of Cariboo recently. The playoffs could get messy!

How many green morph suits do you own? Do you wash them regularly?

One and only one. We volunteered at McHappy Day in the suits last year. They still smell like Fish Fillets

Which team do you hate the most? (EDIT: Given the answers already, I'm going to guess Chicago. If so that's pretty unsurprising) And do you loathe having to see them in Vancouver, or look forward to it so you can rattle players from that team?

As a throw-in, which team is your favorite besides the Nucks?

I'm a Wings fan, but I think you guys are awesome, keep up the great work.

Aside from the Canucks...Sully is a big Flyers fan in the east. Force loves the Isles.

Absolutely hate the Bruins.

How much did the visit to Nashville during the playoffs impact you as "The Green Men"?

I haven't washed my hand since I shook Nicole Kidman's

Henrik or Daniel?

Trevor

http://imgur.com/gallery/ds2Du

That sir is excellent!

How much do you spend on waffles?

With the Costco membership is cost us 17 Air Miles. Totally worth it

How do you feel ushering in the morphsuit renaissance?

They're not morphsuits. They're superfansuits.com

How do you feel ushering in the superfansuits.com renaissance?

Bizarre.. A weird, drunk idea turned in to something huge. It still blows our minds when we see someone rocking a superfansuit in another arena

What's your favorite brand of cereal

Sully - Reese Puffs. Force - Muslix

Ever had to deal with a Couver fan that wasn't amused by your antics at the game? If so, what were you doing that got on their bad side. Seems like most everyone up there loves y'all, but there is always that one guy that just wants to ruin everyone's parade.

Well said haha. Of course there's one in every bunch. Some people get upset when we disrupt their texting sessions in their blackberry's during the game.

If the Islanders and Blue Jackets faced each other in the Stanley Cup Finals, who would win and would it be a sign that the world as we know it is coming to an end?

Rick Dipietro's bank account wins either way

You are approached by an angry Vince Vaughn, what do you do?

Story time! The first time we brought a Vince Vaughn cutout the crowd went crazy. Some guy ran down to our seats saying he was friends with Vince and that Vince was watching the game in Chicago. Vaughn wanted us to remove the sign. The guy paid us $250 to take it from us. What he didn't know, was that we had a 2nd cutout waiting. So, ya Vince hates us.

why did you and Kristen bell speak on the phone?

We met her sister at a bar in Vancouver during the 2011. We were inebriated (severely) and she told us her sister loves hockey and would love to chat to us. As she was dialing, she mentioned her younger sis was an actress. Boom.. minutes later we were chatting with her while she was on a movie set. She said she was a Detroit Red Wings fan though

What do you think about the Leafs finally making the playoffs??

Stoked that the Marlies finally made it to the show. They need to bring back those St. Pats unis from back in the day. Then I'll be happy for them.

What do you think your greatest achievement has been as the Green Men?

We sat next to Sophie Simmons. We've spoken with Kristen Bell over the phone and we've smelled Kerry Fraser's hair.

If we go up against the Blues in Round One, what themes or pranks do you guys plan to pull?

We're going to go to a music store and break everything

if the Canucks ever get there farm team in abbotsford will you guys be attending some of those games

Drive to Abbotsford!? Are you crazy!? lol. Yea we might.

What was the best taunt that you two have ever done? Also, what was the best game you've ever attended? Go Canucks go!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR90G4u5rdw

The pride of BCIT's journalism program. :')

Greatly appreciated. Bill Amos choreographs all of our moves. He's a beaut!

We obviously don't play Eastern Conference teams all too often, what player from an Eastern team do you really want to taunt the most?

And you can't say Crosby!

Also can't wait to see what you guys have in store for the playoffs! So excited!

Would love to have Ovi in the box. I think he would be pretty cool about playing along with us

Who is your favourite guy on our team right now and why?

Frank Corrado. He's a beauty. Period.

What made you guys decide to do this?

Also

What do you use? Morphsuits, Rootsuits, Superfan suits, etc.

Superfansuits all the way!

Completely different topic from hockey. I heard you guys were bcIt grads. I'm just about finished my first year and I was wondering what program(s) you guys took?

Yes sir. Graduated with diplomas in Broadcast Journalism in 2010

Best Canucks fighter of all-time? Gino Odjick, Rick Rypien, Donald Brashear, or somebody else?

Rypper easily. Second place is obviously Dean Malkoc.

How do you guys think you would do in a straight up fight with The Green Bastard?

We would utilize the power of shit hawks flying all over the place. And perhaps kittens

have you manged to get any any crazy stalkers yet?

There's been a few people at the games that get pretty insane. We have quite a few ppl try and take photos of us out of the suits when we change in the Costco parking lot. There's also been a few women that have tracked us down haha.

How do you feel about The Ducks taking the Pacific Division?

In the words of a wise man... Emilioooooooooooo! If they win the cup this year, they better make a Mighty Ducks 4

Hey guys love the work and podcast.

How is the amazing race bid going?!

Appreciate Professor! We didn't get on the Amazing Race this season. We met with producers, but I got the feeling they didn't know what to make of two idiots in green suits. Hopefully next season

Hey guys, big fan of yours. I wear orangeman to all of our school's football and basketball games. Problem is, it's damn hard to see through those suits. Do you guys feel like you're missing part of the game sometimes? I imagine it would be really hard to see the puck through the spandex.

Seeing the action is a little tough, but after a few years of squinting through a green tinge we have gotten used to it. Keep'r Green, er... orange buddy!

The Jets never get enough love on here. Are you guys excited to have the Jets in your conference next year? Any ideas on what you will do to mess with our players??

Keep up what you do... it is amazing.

Thanks Beez. Looking forward to taking on the Jets next season. I'm still pulling for them to make the playoffs this year. Evander Kane is a stud

Flyers fan here. You guys are absolutely hilarious!

Is there anyone in the NHL that you two find so intimidating that you'd be afraid to do your usual shenanigans on if they stepped into the box and had a seat next to you?

Thanks Redux! No fear of players, but there are a couple we respect way too much to mess with. The first game this year we saluted Teemu Selanne during his trip to the box. The guy is a legend!

What do you think of Duncan Keith's comments about the female reporter?

He's an idiot. No more Blackhawk questions. lol.

What was your original motivation to dress up and taunt other players? What is your favorite moment in costume? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? Has anyone ever tried to fight you because of your taunting?

Edit- I accidentally a word.

A wood chuck could chuck A LOT of wood. Trust me

Did you ever get into a fight with the Vancover mascot?

Fin is not a fan of us. During the 2011 playoffs the Canucks made Fin where a green suit over the Orca costume. He was not impressed

• Have you meet any Canucks?
• What former Canuck would you like to taunt if they went to the penalty box during the game?
• Does Dan Hamhuis like Ham?
• Have you met Mike Gillis or any other important parts of the management?
• Is it easy to walk around in the suits now that you've been using them for so long?

You wouldn't believe how much Danny loves Ham. A dash of dijon, some scallops potatoes. Amazing meal

I read somewhere that you guys originally ordered the green suits for a Seahawks game in Seattle, but they didn't arrive in time. Richard Sherman recently made a visit to the Canucks to "draft" Burrows. Any chance the Greenmen will be making a guest appearance in Century Link this fall?

No plans as of right now, but the Seahawks did have us down for a game against Cincinnati last season. They let us wander around on the sideline. It was pretty sweet!