Self Skin Bridge Removal Surgery (NSFW)
Disclaimer Do not try doing anything contained in this post, this is for informational purposes only. Doing so could result in injury or death. I am not responsible for anyone trying anything contained within this post.
Post Operation: http://imgur.com/D9dO1B3,g0JYG0t,VxSvR41#2
After Recovery and proof for reddit: http://i.imgur.com/D9dO1B3.jpg
Background So I used to have a small skin bridge (google it) on my penis about 1/8th of an inch wide and was getting some pain in it after repeated sexual activity with the first girlfriend I was repeatedly sexual with. Long story short I did some research and found out removal surgery is $2000-$3000 and if I tore the bridge on accident I'd end up with more complications that can be permanent. Neither me or my parents could afford the surgery. I also found an article about how one man supposedly removed the excess skin himself. After reading legit surgery articles as well I decided I could do it myself since mine was so minor. The whole surgery only cost me about $100 including bandages.
Procedure First I got one last good whack in then showered using antibacterial soap all over the work area. I then put an iodine ice cube I froze on the skin bridge for seven minutes to numb and sterilize the area. I sprayed some numbing antispetic liquid on just in case and quickly taped my penis to my leg to hold it steady. I then used some sterile tweezers to put tension on the skin bridge while cutting. I used a pair of new sterile surgical curved iris scissors to cut at the head of my penis first. After the first cut I started getting shaky with the realization of what I'd just done and lost the flap of skin from the tweezers. I knew if I didn't hurry I'd lose the numbness so I took a deep breath then quickly cut off the second end. Going back I'd switch the tweezers out for forceps so I wouldn't lose grip of the skin bridge. After all this I put gauze and pressure on the wounds to stop bleeding then a couple hours later I replaced it with antibiotic and proper bandages.
Post surgery Surprisingly I had no pain afterwards except when I walked too fast for the first couple days (boxers also aren't recommended). The first night I had to sleep on my back but the second night I had no problems on my stomach. Bandages were the worst part because it hurts like hell to pull tape off your cock, way more than the cutting if you can believe it. I found that sticking the tape to some clothing first makes it come off easier later. I put fresh bandages and antibiotic on twice a day because getting infection down there scared the shit out of me. The only real pain during recovery was pulling bandages off. Two weeks post operation I was pretty much back in action with my girlfriend I just had to be gentle. 3 weeks later I was fully recovered and the wounds were barely visible due to using real surgical scissors and minimizing infection.
A few important Notes To do this surgery quickly and properly I walked through all the steps of surgery in my head many times before doing it. I made sure to think of every potential problem and better ways of doing things so I didnt have to think when I was actually performing surgery. Using proper surgical scissors is key, a sharp sterile instrument leaves a lot less scarring, bleeding, and minimizes pain/infection during recovery. I was very diligent to keep everything sterile and not to touch surgical instruments to anything non sterile. When cutting the amount of tension put on the skin bridge with the tweezers was very important in removing the right amount of skin. The balance of tension and depth of the cut determined whether I ended up with a nub, dent, or smooth surface on my penis. Mine turned out perfect, I just used my intuition on cutting technique from my experience with cutting rubber bands and other stretchy stuff. I read I lot of medical literature too.
Ask away! You may call me crazy but I spent over a month extensively researching the topic and walking through all the steps/potential problems in my head until I was 100% comfortable with everything.