Well, i posted a confession bear and was prompted to do one of these. I've never talked to a doctor, therefore i'll try to answer your questions to the best of my knowledge. If this gets big enough i suppose i'll post pictures if you really wanna see. I was born 3 months premature with a 3% chance of being a viable baby. I have quite a few other birth defects (super skinny right leg/ mostly immobile foot, left ear is much smaller than the other and they both have permanent T-tubes. I have pierre-robin syndrome, which basically means my jaw was smaller than average, i had a cleft-palette, so i had to be fed through a tube for the first 6 months of my life. I have 20%(?) scoliosis, and i'm missing a rib on my right side. Whelp, AMA! (seriously, read the edit)
TL;DRoh shit, i have nuts. Oh shit, they could cause cancer
EDIT: Already a couple repeated questions, so 1. i can have an orgasm, i feel it and i skeet, but it's like a sticky, clear liquid, no bigger than a half-dollar in your hand. 2. probably can't have babies. 3. It's never really hindered my life, so there's no need to worry about it. 4. virgin. 5. it kind of looks like a hairy, old mans, relaxed elbow skin, then dick. Maybe pictures soon.
EDIT!!! jesus, my dicks on the internet now...definitely one of the weirdest things i've done. NSFW, HAF! *
*hairy as fuck http://imgur.com/a/SylQj
edit: so the title's misleading apparently. i suppose my testicles aren't actually nonexistent, just not descended. my sincerest apologies.
edit:a alright guys, i get it, i should probably go to the doctor. edit: no seriously, doctor, cancer, got it. edit: ok, not every comment needs to be telling me to go to the doctor... LAST EDIT: Firstly, thank you to all of you guys giving the kind words, making me laugh, and genuinely making feel actually a lot better about myself. Obviously this shit's serious (no fuckin shit), so, if i can muster up the balls tomorrow, i'll have a chat with me mom in the morning. For those of you asking about my relationship with my parents, and my financial situation, i feel like i should give more background on my specific situation. My mother is the best i could ask for. She literally nursed me back to health every single night for the first years of my life. she would massage and excersise my legs until the early hours of the morning, just in hopes that maybe some day i'll be able to at least walk with crutches. I was fed through a tube for the first 6 months of my life due to a cleft palette(literally a hole in the roof of my mouth). that means keeping my wound dressed, waking up multiple times a night, preparing the formula, and feeding me. when i was 4 -6 i had many an ear-infection due to pierre-robin syndrome. When i was 8, i had full reconstructive leg surgery so by the time i was 16, my achilles tendon wouldn't tear, and hopefully someday give me movement in my right foot. Then finally braces at 16. I wasn't supposed to walk, talk, fuck..i wasn't supposed to live. but here i am, at 22 years old. Skated since i was 10, and started singing and writing my own music when i was 16. I guess that none of this hypospadius/ undescended testi's just never really came up because i looked like i was essentially a normal kid now. Besides all of that, there was my personal life. Looking back, i can remember times thinking i should probably get this checked out, but i was already so damn different. i was teased and scoffed at, it seemed like people looked at me like a freak. the last thing i needed was everyone to know that i was going to have a surgery to give me balls. Once i got out of high school, i just didn't think about it anymore. like i said, it's never bothered me before, so i never worried. I don't know, i just hope this clears some shit up for you guys. Again, thank you guys for opening my eyes up a little. Also, to the 3 or so people that gave me reddit gold, fuck yeah. THOSE WHO WANTED MORE PROOF/ VERIFICATION. NSFW PLBI* http://i.imgur.com/bXg15.jpg
*possible ladyboner inducing.
NOT-LAST EDITAlright, so i talked to my mom. I have no memory of this, but when i was 13, my mom asked me about it, and i told her everything was fine. she assumed i knew what she meant, and i assumed i knew what she meant. anyways, urologist tomorrow, wish me luck guys. Also, why're you all so fascinated with my ass hole?