I'm currently dressed like Santa while traveling internationally on Christmas Eve. AMA.

Proof: http://imgur.com/rAo6B

jaleel white dressed as santa claus? you're gonna bag some ladies on this trip, my dude.

Ha ha. That's the plan. Apparently the most confident women are the ones who approach me or smile from across the room. And they happen to be quite sexy... I'm trying not to be creepy but I have a few hours and if one of these ladies were to sit on my lap that would make my day.

Shorter?

Nah.. I think I am a few inches taller than him. http://imgur.com/dsBu7

Ah, so you just look amazingly like my friend.

I get that a lot especially if your friend is Urkel.

Would you rather fly with one reindeer sized duck or 100 duck sized reindeer?

Got to go with the reindeer. Santa cannot be Santa without them.

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Ha. Nice! I'd watch that shit all day with my homies. Rudolph be straight pimpin' son.

Why no beard? Kinda seems like with no beard you're phoning it in. Not to be rude.

I chickened out since I thought immigration may not allow me to wear it. That and it was quite itchy.

What are you talking about? The man has his own beard.

And a mighty fine one at that.

Why thank you. And to the nice list you go!

Do you feel like you're helping spread the holiday cheer? Heartwarming examples would be lovely.

Most definitely. Even the TSA were having fun with me. They told me I could even wear the suit through the scanner as long as I put them on the nice list. A little kid just came up and hugged me!

Awh, that's always nice to hear. Merry christmas to you.

Thanks and a Merry Christmas to you too!

How many times have to had to say "ho-ho-ho"?

So far, I have said it 23 times.

i hope you did not forget my maserati.

It's already under the tree.

Are you being particularly creepy and asking those women "What can I give you for Christmas this year?"

I just asked this woman if she was nice this year and she said "Santa you already know that I have been naughty but in a nice way".

Which Caribbean island are you going to if you don't mind me asking?

I'm Trini and I'm heading home.

Fellow trini here. Hope you have sorrel and black cake waiting for you! Enjoy the holiday

You have no idea how much I have missed some callaloo. Pastels and sorrel aside, I haven't been home in so long and the food is one of the biggest things I missed.

Hope you get to enjoy some doubles along with everything else.

Mmmm. Doubles...

I've been a very naughty girl this year. Do I still get coal or does Black Santa give something else? ;)

Naughty ladies get spankings from Santa.

When you eat a banana do you move your mouth to the banana or the banana to your mouth?

Black Santa does not usually eat bananas my friend.

Oh my, Santa is black?

The sun in Miami can do that to you! SPF 50 for me next time.

How many times have the TSA groped you today?

Just twice. Once for security and the other time for fun.

how many cookies have you eaten today?

None. I haven't eaten anything yet. Saving room for later.

Thai food or Indian food or Chinese Food?

Easy .....Thai food.

This has to be the best way to spend a 10 hour layover! How else would you have it?

7 hours to go and I just got a serenade from the people at the airport bar! Great times! Definitely worth it.

What is your favourite manoeuvre for descending chimneys?

I fall very gracefully.

Bacon popcorn or Baconnaise?

I actually had bacon popcorn. Quite tasty! I'm up for tasting baconnaise though. There is never a bad choice for bacon. Unless it's no bacon.

There are some fucking idiots around here.

I think this is great, one of the best AMA's I've seen.

Merry Christmas to you sir, have a good one!

Merry Christmas to you too my Internet friend.

I don't mean to be racist, but have any kids been aw-struck because you're black?

Actually not at all. I don't think little kids interpret race the same way adults do. They see Santa and immediately their eyes light up. It's incredible.

east or west side?

Of Trinidad? West side.

no detroit

Oh sorry. I'm not from Detroit. I'm a researcher at UofM in Ann Arbor.

What part of the Caribbean ?

I'm from Trinidad and Tobago..

This is the least interesting AMA I've ever seen.

And..... Naughty list for you. Just kidding. Happy holidays and Merry Christmas to you.

And.....