alot of people have asked me to do this so i decided to do it. http://imgur.com/yTNpK

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GrumpyHour229 karma

Have there been any moments where you've had serious doubts about what you're doing?

THEPHOENIXJONES653 karma

AFTER I GOT SHOT THE FIRST TIME AND WOKE UP UNDER A DUMPSTER

rolandburnum201 karma

Phoenix, what exactly is the gap in enforcement that the Seattle PD can't cover that you feel you must? What do you think needs to be done so that SPD can cover without the need for citizens such as yourself taking dangerous risks?

THEPHOENIXJONES771 karma

THEY NEED TO ASSIGN COPS BEATS TO WALK AND TO ACTIVELY TRY TO ENTER VEIN IN CRIME VS JUST GO TO CALLS WERE CRIMES HAVE ALREADY HAPPENED

rolandburnum73 karma

Also, what is up with SPD watching Belltown so closely until all the bars close then disappearing entirely? I got harassed by a gang on 2nd ave at 4am once, no cops in sight. Kind of ridiculous how it's a ghost town from 2am until daybreak.

THEPHOENIXJONES120 karma

SINCE THE BARS ARE OUT NO TAXES ARE BEING COLLECTED SO THEY DONT CARE JUST MY GUESS AND WHAT I HAVE HEARD

matty25186 karma

Are you and Purple Reign an item?

THEPHOENIXJONES326 karma

YES SHE IS MY WIFE

cyborgcommando083 karma

I thought they were married

THEPHOENIXJONES215 karma

WE ARE

[deleted]157 karma

would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or a 100 duck-sized horses?

THEPHOENIXJONES412 karma

HORSE SIZE DUCK

wylo526 karma

Finally somebody has the balls to face the duck

THEPHOENIXJONES318 karma

HAHAHAH

matty25155 karma

How are things going in your MMA career?

THEPHOENIXJONES336 karma

GOOD I TURN DOWN FIGHTS ALL THE TIME

pseudolobster154 karma

I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but typing in uppercase letters is considered "yelling" on the internet. It's very hard to read, it sounds like you're in a wind storm or something.

THEPHOENIXJONES391 karma

OH MOST COMICS ARE WRITTEN IN CAPS I LIVE A COMIC WORLD SO I RIGHT IN CAPS

matty25139 karma

Verified by his twitter.

THEPHOENIXJONES176 karma

THANK YOU

KofiD137 karma

I live in the UK. please explain to me who you are, is this a full time job ? do you get paid to be a superhero. if so, you are awesome

THEPHOENIXJONES343 karma

NO I DONT GET PAID BUT I DO GET TO SAVE LIVES SO IT WORKS OUT

matty25127 karma

Do you think your emergence in Rain City could inspire bad people to take up villainous personas? If so, how would that make you feel and what would you do (quit, fight back harder, etc.)?

THEPHOENIXJONES297 karma

NO BUT ONE PERSON DID START LIGHTING FIRES AND WEARING A FLAME OUTFIT BUT ONCE I SAW HE HIM WAS BUSTED IN ABOUT 20 MIN HAHAHA PS CRIMINALS ALREADY HAVE OUTFITS AND MASKS

ScaredycatMatt121 karma

What's the most scared you've been when out patrolling?

If you could have one super power to have when patrolling, what would it be?

THEPHOENIXJONES259 karma

I WOULD HAVE CONTROL OF METAL SO I COULD STOP BULLET AND THE SCARIEST MOMENT EVER WAS WHEN I SAW A WOMEN GET SHOT IN THE FACE AND HAD TO CHASE THE SHOOTER

brakes16115 karma

Where were you when Kat Williams was getting out of control this past weekend in Seattle?

THEPHOENIXJONES399 karma

WATCHIN WATCHMEN AT MY HOUSE

THEPHOENIXJONES102 karma

AT HOME HAHAH

brakes1657 karma

We needed you Phoenix!!!

THEPHOENIXJONES118 karma

THANK YOU

Upvotesplease115 karma

Do you ever fear getting killed out there? Would that be good or bad for publicity?

THEPHOENIXJONES681 karma

I THINK ANYTIME YOU GET KILLED PUBLICITY DOES NOT REALLY MATTER ANYMORE

Trachyon109 karma

What's the most severe/painful injury you've ever sustained?

Also, how do the police usually react to you?

THEPHOENIXJONES209 karma

GETTING STABBED IN THE HAND LOTS OF NERVES AND NORMALLY THEY LAUGH AND ASK THE CRIMINAL IF THEY FEEL STUPID AND TELL THEM CRIME MIGHT NOT BE THERE THING

French8794 karma

How do you feel about the movie "Kick Ass"?

THEPHOENIXJONES203 karma

FUNNY SAD AND NOT WELL PREPARED

matty2589 karma

Did you ever get that bulletproof helmet you were talking about?

THEPHOENIXJONES172 karma

NOT YET BUT IT IS ON THE WAY YOU CAN HELP ME GET IT BUY GOING TO WWW.THEPHOENIXJONES.COM NO MONEY REQUIRED

nicklepickle85887 karma

How do I become a super hero????

THEPHOENIXJONES264 karma

BUY A SUIT LEARN TO FIGHT MOVE TO A SECRET APARTMENT BEAT UP CRIMINALS SLASH ARREST THEM RECORD ALL YOU EXPLOITS AND GET A GOOD LAWYER

jsauce287 karma

Do you consider being a superhero your job? How do you fund your activities?

THEPHOENIXJONES370 karma

IT MORE OF A CALLING THEN A JOB AND I TEACH KIDS WITH AUTISM AS A DAY JOB

nwsreddit84 karma

Would you like to see other people follow your lead?

THEPHOENIXJONES197 karma

NO

colidog80 karma

As a seattlite who has seen you out and about, patrolling the streets... THANK YOU

THEPHOENIXJONES96 karma

NO THANK YOU

donnykerbatsos79 karma

What's the most exciting thing about actually stopping a crime?

THEPHOENIXJONES269 karma

I TACKLED A MAN SHOOTING A GUN AND WRESTLED IT OUT OF HIS HANDS WHILE RECORDING ON MY IPHONE THAT WAS PRETTY EPIC

cyborgcommando075 karma

Who would you consider to be your arch nemesis?

THEPHOENIXJONES142 karma

SO FAR NO ONE

Dlaw2573 karma

When are you getting the new suit?

THEPHOENIXJONES136 karma

NOT SURE COUPLE THOUSAND SHORT

saltydawg2872 karma

What made you want to take on the vigilante role, and start Rain City Superhero Movement?

THEPHOENIXJONES162 karma

NOT A VIGILANTE BUT THE SUPERHERO ROLE BECAUSE CRIMINALS ARE GOING UNCHECKED THEY MAY NOT FEAR THE POLICE BUT THEY FEAR BEING OUT ON YOUTUBE AND NOT ABLE TO GO ANY WEAR WITHOUT PEOPLE RECOGNIZING THEM

godofchaos65 karma

Why do you type in all caps? But seriously, how do you manage running live feeds and stuff while you're fighting crime? It seems like it would be counterintuitive to what you're trying to do and just get in the way.

THEPHOENIXJONES146 karma

I AM SUCH A SKILLED FIGHTER THAT I REALLY ONLY NEED ON HAD AND THE OTHER I HOLD MY LIVE STREAM CRIMINALS ARE STUPID AND NOT TALENTED I ONLY NEED 50 PERCENT OF MY FOCUS

ShaolinNinja61 karma

Who are you?

THEPHOENIXJONES264 karma

PHOENIX JONES

I_can_engineer_that60 karma

How do the local Seattle Police treat you? Have you considered fighting crime in Tacoma as well?

THEPHOENIXJONES114 karma

WE DO TACOMA IS A DIFFERENT ANIMAL MORE GANGS DONT NEED TO PUBLICIZE WHAT WE ARE DOING THERE

JimBroNeal58 karma

What inspired the color of your suit?

THEPHOENIXJONES179 karma

GOLD AND BLACK ARE MY FAVORITE COLORS

forthroe49 karma

How many Mutual Combat requests have you gotten from random people wanting to fight you since the video you posted?

THEPHOENIXJONES81 karma

ONE AND I SAID NO THANKS

akasugawolf48 karma

Who is your super hero/heroine crush?

THEPHOENIXJONES89 karma

PURPLE REIGN

jpease47 karma

Do you secretly wish you there were real life super-powered villains you could fight?

THEPHOENIXJONES106 karma

NO BECAUSE PEOPLE WOULD GET HURT

AyubH40 karma

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THEPHOENIXJONES281 karma

THATS THE SECRET IM ALWAYS MAD HAHAHAAHAAHHA

galpin42 karma

Do you smoke weed?

THEPHOENIXJONES132 karma

NO AND I DONT DRINK WELL I DID ONCE IN 8TH GRADE AND I DONT TAKE ANY TYPE OF MEDICATION LIKE ASPIRIN ECT...

Jankub39 karma

How awesome was it to kick that guys ass in the orange shirt?

THEPHOENIXJONES102 karma

THE PUNCH FELT BETTER

chinkmister6434 karma

Do you even lift?

THEPHOENIXJONES96 karma

GOOGLE SEARCH ANSWERS THIS QUESTION

tmvallehoag18 karma

How many times have you been/how often are you hospitalized because of your heroing?

THEPHOENIXJONES38 karma

16 TIMES NOT OFTEN

senics11 karma

I got to say is that the first time I`ve seen you was TV footage of the May Day Riots. Was that the most dangerous encounter you had

THEPHOENIXJONES23 karma

NO I CHASED A GUY WITH A LOADED GUN WHO HAD JUST SHOT A WOMEN IN THE HEAD

vMikero11 karma

I hear every response in the voice of The Tick. ... and I love it.

THEPHOENIXJONES16 karma

AWESOME

13floors10 karma

I AM COMING FOR YOU

~ YOUR NEMESIS

THEPHOENIXJONES32 karma

MUTUAL KOMBAT EXCEPTED

Doctor_Goldy4 karma

Are you going to pursue marijuana dealers?

THEPHOENIXJONES19 karma

NO UNLESS THEY ARE VIOLENT