zascar

I saw your joke on /r/beards about feeling beards vs boobs I've used it loads of times and it works, so thanks!

Where does your snail mail get sent to?

I've used it about 5 times when out - a girls asks to touch my beard, i say "Ok but if that's how they game works then I really like you're boobs" - it has worked 4/5 times so far.

Virtual High Five for you my friend!