w0rdean

I'm hoping to break 40 karma today. I've been on Reddit for about a year and a half. Woooooooo!

I need more imaginary internet points. Or bacon. Come to think of it, screw the karma, I'm gonna just go eat some bacon. Bacon doesn't judge me.

Edit: My highest rated comment ever is about Karma and Bacon. I'll keep that in mind for the future.

I take partial credit for this AMA.

hahahahahha. This is fucking brilliant.

Scares me in a good way. He fucking killed at the Arcade theatre show. A uniquely disturbed set of material and delivery style.

I mean, not that I want you guys to leave town, it's just that I can tell people I know in other cities to see you. Although, Alex does scare me...