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Nothing! I was so embarrassed for her! But as a parting gift I gave her a giant scarf and a jar of honey as a joke. She loved it!

The best think I learned was to never assume that your way of doing things is the best way of doing things - there's always something to be learned from those around you. Just observe others and you'll be a better person for it.

I've also learned that I fucking love tons of ice in my drink.

• Yes. At least that is what I tell myself.
• I taught their kids all about music, cooked American food for them all the time, translated all sorts of stuff for them. They taught me more than I ever could have taught them, though.
• Equivalent to $40,000k USD, not including free housing, food and transportation.

No, but I have a funny story about that.

The entire time I was living there both parents were having extramarital affairs (this is very common there). One night the mom accidentally sent me a text meant for her beau. Something about drizzling honey on her naked body and something involving a giant scarf haha.

EDIT: when I say "there" I mean in the upper eschelons of Parisian society.

We never flew commercial. My life was a Nicki Minaj video.