skullturf

Or if a creepy stranger comes up to you and shoves your favorite flavor of ice cream into your mouth, without your permission.

That's a violation of your person, and it would quite justifiably freak you out and bother you.

But the actual physical sensation of that flavor on your tongue might in fact taste good in some sense. That's just chemistry and can't really be helped.

What was the mood like in the green room before taping, when the other contestants found out you were a 10-time champ or 15-time champ?

Gilbert Gottfried

You just ask them questions and listen to what they say and shit.

After all, "Kevin Nealon" sounds an awful lot like "Kenyan".