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"When in doubt, put a donut on your man's penis."

-Cat lady freelance writer for Cosmo

They're on the custodial staff!

Hey mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mom! Mummy! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mum! Mama! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Mom!

Hell is just Heaven with the occasional "Oh Oh Oh O'Reilly.... Auto Parts!"

Tis a silly place.