punninglinguist

"Coning"?

Edit: TIL that the internet is full of people eager to explain coning to me.

I prefer "Bezos Gordo"

The whole point of online universities is to be parasites on the federal student aid system. That's literally their business plan.

Just traveled back in time, murdered and replaced my father, impregnated my mother with myself, and then pressured her into an abortion. Thanks for the laugh!

Is Moses' last name really pronounced like vitriol?