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petdance275 karma

That is exactly me on both counts (although I haven't actually done the boa constrictor thing).

Only think worse than balloon squeaking is Styrofoam.

petdance124 karma

Well, son, it's like this. When a man and a woman love each other very much, a man wants to kiss a woman in a special way...

petdance121 karma

petdance56 karma

No questions, just thanks for doing it all.

petdance47 karma

What's Mustaine like on the golf course? How many strokes do you have to spot him?