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patleeman2254 karma

Garden State 2: Garden harder.

patleeman120 karma

Not to mention coming back here and posting that he was fired. Jesus OP.

Professionalism 101

patleeman58 karma

Narrator: "They were in love until one fateful day"

<cue nolanesque trailer music>

Zach and Natalie walking in the park, gazing longingly in each other's eyes.

FLASH

They turn around

FLASH

<music grinds to a halt>

EXPLOSIONS!!!

Natalie screams

FLASH

<Zach and Natalie running>

FLASH

<Natalie screams>

Fade to black

<Zach holding onto Natalie's hand as she's hanging over a ledge>

Zach: "HOLD ON!"

Nat: "I'M SLIPPING!"

<Zoom in on fingers losing grip>

Zach: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

<Zach sitting in dark room, shadowy boxes all around>

Narrator: "Al Queda thought New Jersey was a prime target. Now they're going to get a taste of what the garden state's really about...."

<Cut to garage with object in middle covered by tarp>

<Zach pulls cover off>

<WWII motorcycle with mounted machine gun>

Fade to black

Random love interest: "What are you going to do?"

Zach: "I'm going to kill them all"

<cue exciting music>

FLASH

<Clip of motorcycle chase scene, Zach jumps into side car and starts shooting at an Al Queda terrorist>

Zach: "AHHHHHHHHH"

Cut to black

"SUMMER 2013"

patleeman34 karma

Love the channel. Been watching since you got popular!

How many pairs of shorts do you own?