noNUTthrowaway

i wish i could...ಠ_ಠ

i puberty on the weekends sometimes.

edit: holy fuck, reddit gold. mysterious internet person, thank you!

i like the way you think

but...i'd have to shave, and position my phone at weird angles...it's gonna be awkward for all of us...still not completely disregarding the idea though.

how would you know if he never told you? would you randomly question your son, "hey Journalisto Jr., how're your nuts doin? they are there aren't they?"