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monkeytorture257 karma

We're looking for someone with a bit more experience. 5 - 10 years is "entry level"

monkeytorture199 karma

I'm really curious...what in the world did she get you as a wedding gift?

monkeytorture141 karma

In the US, she would've sued you for breaking her bottle.

monkeytorture130 karma

What is your profession listed as on your tax returns?

monkeytorture94 karma

You're smoking pizza? What are you, a ninja turtle?