midgethorse420

I thought it would have been "I didnt kill my wife"

thanks for taking your time for that, I am currently watching your youtube videos. This guys actually funny.

I worked at a Gas station/truck stop, Most truckers were cool dudes that I would hear some really good stories from, others...We called "lonely truckers". You could spot a "lonely trucker" right away. They would walk in, just stand there and pan their eyes around the whole store, and ask..What time are you guys open till? ..Oh fuck. This means 5 minutes before close, this dude is going to come in with his shaving kit, and take a shower in our bathroom sink(after its been cleaned for the night BTW). Drop a massive deuce, in a "mud spray pattern", and then my favorite..They ditch their shitty briefs in the little garbage can next to the toilet for us. As if that isn't bad enough, they emerge from their stink den, and harass the female employees with bullshit stories for hours on end. Im convinced not one "lonely trucker" In the history of mankind has ever scored a chick from the truck stop. (lot lizards don't count). So the BIG question, How many times have you ditched your briefs in a gas station bathroom?

PS There are many, many people that take shits in gas station restrooms, But only truckers can stink up the whole fucking store.

for instance Jim Norton, heard him the other day rip off a old Mitch Headberg joke. I liked Norton until then.

Why do comedians frequently use other comedians jokes?