jpog07

What do you define as a success? Dating? Marriage? Without a more precise question, her answer may vary from what you consider to be a success.

Seconded. Full disclosure: I used to work at Wolfram.

As a former dispatcher/911 operator, I approve of your message. One of my weirdest calls was when a woman called saying somebody had left a demon on her doorstep and she was really freaking out about it, hyperventilating, etc., so I made up a call. A unit called in and said they were nearby and asked for the call. Turned out to be a Darth Maul figure that a little kid had left there. (facepalm)