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joos1986700 karma

You can't get your dick through a toilet paper roll?

welp.

I buy these huge ass rolls you see...

joos198659 karma

Oh, this brings a couple of questions to mind;

  • Did you ask/tell your boyfriend about your modeling gig beforehand? (I'm asking because you were trying to earn money to buy him a gift, I'm assuming it was meant to be a surprise).
  • How did your boyfriend initially react to you telling him about it?
  • Since then was your modelling ever an issue for you guys?
  • Has he ever asked to come and be present during one of your sessions?
  • Would him being there be awkward for you, or affect you in anyway?

Sorry for the rapid gunfire questions :)

edit: I noticed you kind of answered questions about your (ex)bf further down, I still figure my questions are a bit more detailed, so feel free to answer (or not) to add any new bits.

joos198618 karma

Oh man, that's exactly what I was thinking. Seeing him lying there yelling, not moving his limbs. You can pretty much see the terror in his eyes.

Watching the replay of that tackle, I started getting mad at the guys tackling him. I mean, the helplessness of the situation (being in slow-mo probably heightened it), the guy couldn't have gotten out of it. But I guess that's the point, it's crazy how (relatively) easily you can damage your spine.

And this now reminds me of the basketball player that raged over missing a shot and headbutt a pole, paralyzing himself.

Shit. The things I take for granted.

joos198611 karma

I've done the Mongol Rally, which has been running for 14 years, where you donated the car at the end.

Damn dude. It sounds like such an adventure. I'm sure it had it's troubles, niggles and worries.

But wow. I truly have not seen the world at that level.

joos198611 karma

Have we? Have we?