glandyover

You sure it isn't Lupus? That looks exactly like fucking Lupus to me.

If Jerry dies you'll be wearing his gold watch, right? I love that running gag.

She could be her own Laura Croft. Isn't technology amazing?

Have you found that as you've gotten older and people have gotten a little less retarded that you get more reactions about how it's kinda cool to sweat blood than reactions about how gross your condition is?

I'd personally love to fuck with people and would pretty much make it my calling to see how many people in a week would want to burn me at the stake. That or go to a Catholic Church in the middle of summer with a crown of thorns on or something.

When I was 13 I worked a summer job in the corn fields. I spent all the money I made on Xenophobe. I just wanted to tell you that it was absolutely worth it.