ericmsimons

Professor Plum, with the candlestick, in the conservatory.

damnit this is on the internet now

No problem! There were a few times when security was sweeping the entire floor and I would leave my laptop open on my lap to make it look like I fell asleep coding. When I heard someone coming near me, I would "wake up" and mutter how I had to keep on coding to hit "my boss's deadline" haha

1-ply :(

This was actually my biggest concern. To my knowledge, no one was fired from the story leaking. The higher ups at AOL thought the story was hilarious, which probably prevented the lower management from firing anybody.