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"You -suck- at golf!"

I can't imagine what the surgeon must have thought.

"Holy fucking shit oh my god holy shit fuck shit ^{shit shit fuck} "

If I realized I just made someone feel that much pain I would be so distressed forever, and if it was my fault (as the anaesthesiologist) it would be 100x worse

since when did we vote-in neuroscientists?

Edit: I meant as a joke that he implied that to become a neuroscientist people would have to vote for you for the neuroscience position. I wouldn't mind trying a neuroscientist pres though

don't worry, it's funny

What's the most shocking story someone told you? Most moving? Funniest? Overall most memorable? Basically I just want some of your best stories!

Thanks for the reply!