dougfunnie02

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A ton of NASCAR drivers, past and present, have had two first names. Some examples include:

  • Jeff Gordon
  • Rusty Wallace
  • Mark Martin
  • Bill Elliott
  • Tony Stewart
  • Danica Patrick
  • Ricky Bobby (yeah, I know, not a real guy, but there's a reason they chose this name for Will Ferrel's character in "Talladega Nights.")

A lot of NASCAR drivers also lead pretty interesting lives with some really varied tastes. They're renowned for being a little off-kilter at times.

Given your duplicitous set of names and your seemingly varied lust for all things from food, swords, and scrotal surgery, I propose that driving 200+ MPH and making constant left-hand turns might be a good career choice for you, should you ever consider moving on to another profession. You probably wouldn't even have to give up the swords, archery, and other weapons -- just toss them in the car. Believe me, everyone at a NASCAR event is already armed with either a gun, a knife, or a nasty case of the beer farts. No one would bat an eye at your choice of weaponry.

EDIT: I had Rusty Wallace on here twice. Oops.

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Given that you have two first names and some other exotic tastes, have you ever considered a career in NASCAR?