barandor

True, my favorite line that was supposed to sound sexy is: "My member moved in her mouth like a showerhead in an empty bathtub."

I get the image he's trying to create, but it doesn't work at all.

Have you ever had to delete a euphemism because it was too absurd or funny?

Oh wow, living on the same boat as your boss sounds like a nightmare to me.

Mostly?

Damn, that was a good punch.