ahla2

As much as I appreciate your #reallifebachelor tweets, I would really like to help the Burke girls out and find you a nice ladyfriend. Preferably my own sister. Is there a nomination form I need to fill out? Likes: equality. Plays: hockey. Has: doctorate, sense of humor.

Consider it a testament to your strong Twitter presence and/or proof that you aren't the only one with siblings who harass you about such affairs of the heart.

More #reallifebachelor tweets in the meantime, please.