Wealthier_nasty

Impressive that he can handle that massive dong you're carrying around.

Try soaking a slice of lemon in bitters and then pour sugar all over it and suck it. A couple of those always cures me of the hiccups.

Also you should try smoking marijuana. This has worked for me in the past. And I think 'medical' would apply to this scenario.

What do you mean by your dad was hitting the bongs?