Staple_Overlord

First of all, I'd like to say thank you for dedicating your time to doing this. To be able to communicate with you – the most favorite player I have ever watched – truly is an incredible experience. The way is electrify the game is truly unmatched by anyone else in the league. Anyways, off to question time!

• What has been some of your proudest achievement? We all know about you breaking the single game rushing record. We all know about you having 2097 yards in a single season. We all know about your incredible drive to succeed. We know about your dedication to God. Some of us even know of you being a proud father. My main question is - What are some of your proudest achievements, and what about them make them so special?

• You are a man of many morals. You are are driven and dedicated . You also are adamant that you stayed clean during your 2k season. In addition to your attitude, you are also a physically gifted person (understatement of the year). So, tell us, what has been more important to your legacy? Have you gotten as far on your physicality, or on your attitude?

• When you're not running over, around, and through people, how do you like to spend your days? What are your hobbies?

• Who is the funniest person on the team?

• How are you able to go All Day?

Finally, one last question. Perhaps the most important question of them all:

• Do you see yourself earning that ring in the coming years?

Hey Adrian, glad to have you along again before the season starts. It really means a ton to the many Vikings fans here on Reddit. Anyways, here are a few questions I have:

• Have you played Madden against Teddy Bridgewater yet? Because I hear he’s really good.

• Are you excited to play in the cold for the next 2 years?

• What is the craziest thing a fan has ever done while around you?

• What is your overall impression of the new coaching staff?

• Outside of yourself, who do you think will have the biggest positive impact on our offense?

Thanks for your time Adrian! We all appreciate it.

Judging by my "abs", I've never been farther away than 50 feet of a pizza roll.

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You son of a bitch. Bringing this conversation into /r/IAMA. Have you no shame Lutz.

And it's obvious he'll say oven. He's a savant of all food.