Snake973

Dude. You have to show that. Make a "Too hot for TV" episode of the the VICE guide to travel, with all the stuff that got cut out.

Also, I just wanna say I love VICE and wish I was able to do the things you guys do. Like seriously, it's a dream of mine and has been for a long time. If you ever need anybody to tag along in the Pacific Northwest of the United States. Let me know, I'll be there. Plus I'm really good at drinking, smoking, and shooting guns. I also write well, is that enough of a resume?

Gotta take out the "down", it throws off the rhythm, ya shitpigeon

This is so cool. I've done some survival camping before, but it's always been in the Northwest US. I've always wanted to do jungle. Have you done any more survival stuff since this trip? And how do you think it compares?

I prefer odd numbers to even numbers. Volumes on electronics always have to be set to an odd number.

I prefer coke over pepsi.

I like big, floppy slices of pizza, so I can fold them up.

I prefer taking scenic routes when I'm driving somewhere and will happily add 15 minutes or more to a trip if it means I can drive through some pretty areas instead of just being on a highway the whole time.

What does any of that tell you?

Are you asking how hiking 2000 miles in a row can damage your body? Because that seems like a stupid question to ask.