RockyVplusRockyII

I am a property manager for a shopping center. We have pigeon problems sometimes. Could someone like you be for hire to help me eliminate a population of pests?

Tell us the funniest or most recently funny thing someone has come in for.

Soooo many jokes about Bahinos.

Also, when I lived in Rio Grande do Sul for two years I ran into a lot of old gaúchos who slaughter the language. They'd contract phrases in crazy ways. For example, instead of saying "come está?" They'd say something like "comaque temo?" The best I can do to unscramble that is to think they are saying "como é que estamos." (Which in English is like "How are we doing")