PuckFigs

Given the RCC's well-documented history of enabling the rape and abuse of children by priests, how does it have any moral authority to tell me what contraceptives I can use, how many children I need to have, etc.?

What makes you any different from the millions of other self-proclaimed resume experts out there?

Is it true that you can lock someone up on bread and water?

Yep. He'd have blue eyes. One blew that way and the other one one blew that way.

Leaders worth following don't use recycled Challenger jokes. Just saying.

thanking them for staying late

How about not asking them to stay late? And maybe a raise while you're at it?