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OK4U2LOVE176 karma

have you ever successfully picked up a chick by telling her you have two dicks?

I just came up with this pick up line for you

"Hey do you like it with two guys"

Yes: Well than perfect, you can get your double penetration from me, cuz I got them two dicks.

No: walk away in shame, you perverted bastard.

OK4U2LOVE32 karma

wow really dude? I got really mad trying to read this, fuck you.

OK4U2LOVE29 karma

we are soulmates and I am not even a woman. or a gay guy. lets light up Tom!

OK4U2LOVE24 karma

can't buy eternal life

or normal length life.

OK4U2LOVE11 karma

Thanks for the AMA Joe.

Who is your favorite stand-up comedian?