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Mischlecht244 karma

Mr. Offerman. I just needed you to know that you are an idol of mine that I look up to as how a man should live his life.

That being said, I wanted to share with you the fact that I have a bronze bust of your head with the quote, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have." inscribed on it on my desk at work. I look at it every day, as do my co-workers-- with great jealousy.

I recently became an engaged man. What is one piece of advice you may offer up to help lead to a successful marriage? I see you and Megan seem to have quite a happy, healthy relationship many must be envious of.

Thank you, and salutations, Sir.