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LetsDrinkScotch35 karma

Dear Mr. Offerman, my friend Snowflake and I are very big fans of Parks and Recreation, and Ron Swanson in particular. I honestly sometimes wish he was my dad. I don’t know if my real dad knows that. Anyway, I try to live my life right by drinking various scotches and eating various meats. I hope you approve. Also, if you could just say hello to my friend Snowflake (she is real person, not a cat) that would mean a lot to us. And if you are ever in Chicago again, which is where we live, we’d love to buy you a round or five. Thanks for your good work.

Respectfully, Some Guy

LetsDrinkScotch23 karma

I guess I deserved that.

LetsDrinkScotch3 karma

I had that coming. To be acknowledged and reprimanded my one of your heroes is a strange feeling. I suppose my question was "Would you like to have a drink with us?" But I can tell already the answer is no. Thanks for responding, Mr. Offerman.