Lampshader

you're an immature moron that cannot possibly understand the consequences of sexual matters

... but you're adult enough to get a permanent criminal record!

Would you like to play a game?

or it can be sent directly from the President to the war room and then directly to the launch officers, bypassing STRATCOM.

STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS

In terms of boycotts, I'm a big advocate of just doing what you can.

Maybe you're allergic to the only alternative brand of ice cream your store. Ok, you keep buying a nestle one once per summer. But you've stopped buying eight other nestle products that you used to grab every month. You're still reducing their profits.

Do what you can, and don't beat yourself up if you fall short of perfection.

If you're overwhelmed at the number of brands to investigate, just pick one product per shop. "This week I'm changing my instant coffee", and look it up on some ethical shopping comparison site.

Not OP, but they might not be passing the standards for sale. Here in Australia I often see recalls when shops get busted selling unapproved or unsafe electrical products. Even the biggest retail chains do it.