I_am_THE_GRAPIST

Huge fan of the books and I liked the movie. It was done very well for the budget. Obviously, like with most fans of a book that gets adapted to a movie, I have my complaints. But you guys did an awesome job overall (I realize it wasn't just you two making the movie, and that it was probably a much larger group).

1. Was it ever considered to make the movie into 2 parts? I know me and a couple people I know were slightly upset that some good shit was left out.

2. Dave, do you ever masturbate to thoughts of your newfound money and fame?

3. Why did the wig monster not have a wig?

4. Dave and Don, what is the most ridiculous thing you've ever purchased?

5. Last question. Do you guys hope to make a sequel based off of "This Book is Full of Spiders?" In my opinion it seems much more movie friendly.

Well, you do have it split up into Book I and Book II.

Next season, will you pin a team back at the 1 yard line for me? Doesn't matter what team you're against (49ers, preferably).

Draw "The Grapist"