ICritMyPants

What did you think of your performance on the football video game Pro Evolution Soccer between 2008 and 2010?

What was behind the phrases like "WHAT A SHTOOMER!"?

As I'm a Brit, could you explain what a PBA card is, please?

Count on my vote.

Ah, The Moose of Talksport (Ian Abrahams). Can't go one match without showing what the host team is having on the menu for match day.

I don't have a large intestine either. Mine was taken out after polyps that were in the first stage of bowel cancer were found, it was removed in 2006 when I was 14.

I had to have a colostomy bag for a few months whilst the first operation wounds healed then had a second operation to connect my small intestine to the bowel. My small intestine does both intestine's jobs. At first, I went the toilet with loose poo quite often but it is fine now and all is good.

I hope you are ok and I can only imagine what it must feel like.